Joss Whedon Allegations: The Undoing of the "Buffy" Creator

[Snarf Zagyg]

Defending a bard Snarf?

She is not a BARD. She is a GODDESS.

Sorry, I forgot it was you. She is a powerful outsider with godlike powers ...

 

[Bolares]

She is not a BARD. She is a GODDESS.

Sorry, I forgot it was you. She is a powerful outsider with godlike powers ...

She inspires, she does magic with her music, she seduces, she has high charisma, she probabl has a rapier... looks like a bard to me

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

She inspires, she does magic with her music, she seduces, she has high charisma, she probabl has a rapier... looks like a bard to me

What? She's obviously not a Bard.

She spends all this time telling you she's levitating ... and you choose a class that doesn't even have that spell on its spell list?

Bolares, I think your Bard obsession has gotten in the way of your critical thinking.

 

[MGibster]

Getting kind of tired of all the "he's only human" talk in my social media circle. "This is what happens when you put people on a pedestal, Joss Whedon is just a human being," they will say.

Yeah, it’s not like I’ve heard anyone say anything unreasonable. Whedon has a reputation for being a cruel and nasty boss. Yeah, he’s only human. But there are consequences for being a cruel and nasty human.

 

[Bolares]

She spends all this time telling you she's levitating ... and you choose a class that doesn't even have that spell on its spell list?

Duh... magical secrets

also... I'M THE ONE WITH A BARD OBSESSION? I have a calling Snarf out as a bard obsession.

 

[MGibster]

What the hell is a Dua Lipa? Is this some new class?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Duh... magical secrets

First, you try and drag her into this mess.

Then, you call Dua Lipa a four letter word (ahem, the "B" word).

When the revolution comes, you will be the first to have Dua Lipa's Irresistible Dance cast upon you.

 

[Bolares]

When the revolution comes, you will be the first to have Dua Lipa's Irresistible Dance cast upon you.

Why would you threaten me with something so delightful?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Why would you threaten me with something so delightful?

The first twenty-four hours are a delight ... after that, the chafing starts.

You don't want death-by-chafing. It's a close second to the worst death of all- being trapped in a room with Bards.

 

[Ryujin]

She inspires, she does magic with her music, she seduces, she has high charisma, she probabl has a rapier... looks like a bard to me

I wouldn't count rapier ownership as proof of Bardhood. I own two of the things and I'm not a Bard.

... or am I?