Barbie v. Oppenheimer: YOU DECIDE

[Umbran]

I only just realised how much that sounds like a financial institution for weapon manufacturers.

I can hear the jingle now. "We ARM farmers! Bomb debombomb bomb bomb bomb."

 

[BookTenTiger]

I hope Oppenheimer has a scene where Oppie is trying to convince Albert Einstein to join his team, and Albert says, "It's impossible, even with the greatest scientific minds in the universe you couldn't pull it off... So who do you have?"

Then, to the Elvis song "A Little Less Conversation," we get a montage of all the other scientists doing wacky things as Oppenheimer recruits them.

 

[Umbran]

I hope Oppenheimer has a scene where Oppie...

Cue headcanon in which Opie, from the Andy Griffith Show, is a young Oppenheimer...

 

[TwoSix]

I mean, this super-weird double feature has somehow become the most hyped cinematic event since the pandemic started, so absolutely I'm going to see both.

Preferably wearing a Barbiheimer shirt.

 

[Ryujin]

It's patently amazing what you can find on Pinterest.

 

[Zardnaar]

We know a thing or two because we've seen or done a thing or two.

I foresee next week box office to be:

1 Barbie
2 Oppenheim
3 Mission impossible

Barbies trending really well.

If I had to pick one to watch gonna go with Barbie. It's pr gonna best Mission Impossible that weekend.
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[MGibster]

Oppenheimer doesn't stand a chance, when Barbie rolls out her Malibu Fun Chemical Weapons Centre.

Oh, my! It's NBC Barbie! See her accessorize with all the outfits she needs to combat nuclear, biological, and chemical threats.

 

[CleverNickName]

Neither of these look very interesting to me. But if you twist my arm, and if you force me to put on pants, drive across town, and spend money on something that I could do in my pajamas, at home, for free? I'd probably just watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves again at the dollar theater. At least their popcorn is better than what I have at home.

 

[Ryujin]

Oh, my! It's NBC Barbie! See her accessorize with all the outfits she needs to combat nuclear, biological, and chemical threats.

Her CBRN M1135 is pink and comes with a decon pool!

 

[Ondath]

My friends and I will almost certainly do the Barbieheimer two-movies-in-one-day sitting. The real question is the watch order...