Just For Fun: Terrible but True Tag Lines for TTRPGs

[Reynard]

Give an RPG a just terrible tag line that is nonetheless accurate in its own way.

Example: Shadowrun, for when you absolutely, positively must use every die in the house.

 

[Emberashh]

5e: McDonalds if Ray Kroc had the power to make every other restaurant seem like a pain in the ass.

 

[GMMichael]

Modos RPG: in a world of RPGs dominated by marketing departments, Chinese printing companies, and endless compatible clone games, this indie game sets out to do what none other will: make you wish you had been counting the slumbermage's actions, because now you're out and he could hit you with Sleep! Arg...zzzzzz

 

[Reynard]

Vampire, the Masquerade: For those times when you want your murderhobos covered in tears AND blood.

 

[MichaelSomething]

5E: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

 

[jtylerk]

OD&D--You're old and refuse to change, or a gaming hipster

1e AD&D--LoL good luck

B/X D&D--mow the neighbor's lawn & buy an adventure module!

 

[Bagpuss]

5E: When you want to play D&D but in a softplay area.

Shadowrun: When you aren't cool enough to play a real Cyberpunk game.

Call of Cthulhu: Just ignore the racism.

 

[Bagpuss]

Star Wars: You'll never be as cool as Han Solo, so why bother.

Star Wars: Playing as a Wookie is fun! (For about 1/2 a session)

 

[aco175]

5e: McDonalds if Ray Kroc had the power to make every other restaurant seem like a pain in the ass.

 

[M.L. Martin]

Dungeons & Dragons (2010s--Present): Brand first, game third.