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You can enslave all the people you want. Do not mess with Mr. Scruffy. (In other words, Belkar has grown quite fond of Mr. Scruffy. Oh dear.)

I think what has hurt 4th edition was actually 3.5e. Between editions was a good five to ten year run between editions. Everything was spaced out long enough so that the books, supplements, novels, etc. maintained the customer's interest. 3.5 ruined it in that respect because a whole new...

Now, if someone would make a 4e version of Nodwick.

I love the bloodlines for Sorcerors. Makes perfect sense for them. I also like having the Half Orcs and half-elves have a +2 bonus to whatever one stat they'd like. It's probably the best benefit for being a half-breed.

Is it too late to add, "Ooh...burn?"

I bet Tiamat's phone bill (Her friends call her Tia) is expensive, unless she has herself on the five friends plan from Verizon.

Funniest take on resurrection yet.

Actually, Tsukiko's suggestion is pretty good one. Even if Xyklon finds himself regenerated inside a sea-monster, he's a Epic level sorceror. And unless there's a sea-creature version of some magic-eating monster that I'm not aware of, I think the only problem it will be is how much pressure...

I'm voting for Obligatory Sewer-Themed Labyrinth. Also, doesn't a lich have to be within a certain radius to his phylactery in order for him to regenerate?

I really could use some Explosive Runes coffee. Although I don't think that was the spell V casted onto the bird.

I, too, am rooting for Xylon to put V back in her place. In fact, I could see Rich allowing both sides to be on some sort of stalemate for a long while until both sides are ready for some sort of grand conclusion to be made. This is a case of one character not completely ready for the end game...

Wow, that's cold. And yet, it appeals to the ladies. Best Title Pun. Ever.

I'm not sure which is scarier: Semi-Mature "He gets that V's evil" Elan, Evil V, or a more accommodating Belkar. Actually, come to think of it, the realization that Elan knows that Belkar is more agreeable and that V is not the same elf he knew is probably the scariest thing.

I just find it amusing that the D&D stuff, being about how to play in a fictional world is classified in the non-fiction category. I'm not sure if we are close to the end of D&D as an entity. Deaths usually are either going out as a whimper or one last supernova burst before dying out. But a...

I predict she'll give into the voices and kiss Belkar.

I just dreamed of dealing with a troop of 50 Elans. The horror! The horror!

Just curious, did Wizards of the Coast take over the copyright from TSR for their 1st and 2nd editions? If I recall correctly, copyrights have a shelf-life of about fifty years, meaning something published originally in the 1970's have until 2020 before their copyright date expire. I will agree...

You know, there's a Spaceball quote that comes to mind, about how evil will triumph over good because good is dumb or something like that? I also like how they noticed V's quote balloons have changed. If only detect evil worked similarly...

Defeat Xylon? At this point, he'll come to propose marriage to her. I'm just surprised the middle one isn't wearing a New Jersey Devil goalie hockey mask. Just saying.

Quoted for Truth, mostly. I would add that some races can be as close to "inherently" an alignment as possible, but if they change alignments, they change races, i.e. angels, demons, & devils.