the Jester
Legend
A flurry of divinations
5 pm, 9/28/368 O.L.G., inside Angelfire Mountain
Our heroes, clustered around the illusion of the aag Analin’s petrified form, grow worried. If he was so tough before that they couldn’t even scratch him...
“I think it’s time for some divinations,” Orbius offers nervously. “We need to find out more about this garrison that will draw out the Bile Lords, and what we need to do to it or about it.”
“There’s a garrison?” Edmund chuckles as the group explains their confusion on the matter. He is still simply leaning against the wall and watching. “Maybe you need to establish a garrison here, not destroy one.”
Several of our heroes smack their heads. “Of course!” exclaims Orbius. “And we can probably verify that fairly easily!”
“And if that’s the case,” Lester adds cheerfully, “we may be able to borrow one from Malford!” The others look at him dubiously, but they tromp back down several levels to the entrance of Mount Angelfire.
Edmund takes his leave of the group, taking his whiny ally Baldric with him. “Let’s go back to Var!” Lester then exclaims. “So we can talk to Malford!”
Orbius nods, though he thinks it unlikely the god-king will help. “For now that seems to be the best course.” A walk through a trump later, they’ve returned to the castle of Var, and thence hurry to Horbin’s Halls of Healing.
Our heroes spend the evening chatting and discussing things. They talk about resurrecting Azekia, the solar who aided them in the Tomb of Horrors, but greed gets the better of Lester and he objects. Orbius frowns as the L says, “No way! We still owe her for her service, and if we bring her back we’ll have to pay up!”
“Well, I don’t know if Dexter would agree with your stance,” Horbin replies dryly.
“Aw, man, Azekia was a stuck up snob and a tight ass! Dexter wasn’t like that at all- he was more like you, Horbin. You know, he gave his life for all of us- the second time around, I mean. But he’s still alive, I think- or something.” He leans back, following the tangent artfully away from Azekia and rambling on, telling the story of how he and his allies, including Dexter, had needed to gather certain items and fulfill certain tasks in order to make Cydra real.* “One of those things was for one of us to assume the mantle of the Harvester of Water. And it was Dexter that did it.” He winks at the Eye. “That was the same adventure where we brought Boccob and his pals to Cydra.” By the time he’s done with his story, everyone’s forgotten all about bringing Azekia back, at least for the moment.
9 p.m., 9/28/368 O.L.G., the Halls of Healing, Var
Our heroes are chatting amicably over beer when Sybele first suggests making Thrush into the Emperor of Forinthia. “After all,” she says, “the old one’s gone, right? That’s a lot of what’s led to a lot of the big conflicts going on.”
“Emperor of Forinthia. Emperor Thrush.” Thrush tastes the words, leans back in the simple wooden chair he’s in, and slowly says, “I like that. I’ll have to mull that over.”
Horbin raises his eyebrows. “Well, you could get the blessings of Galador if you support the true vision of Galador and his blind Son Dexter.” He takes a speculative sip of his beverage. The furnishings here are relatively simple; though the chapel itself is decorated a bit more, the dining hall is very plain, and the dishes and cups are mostly simple fired clay, purchased from the gnome potters of Var.
Idle talk? Time will tell.
10 a.m., 9/29/368 O.L.G.
Lester communes with Malford.
Will you let us borrow a garrison? No.
Know anyone who would? No.
Would an illusion bring out the Bile Lords? Unlikely.
You think it would have to be a real garrison, huh? Yes.
You think anyone on Pesh would have an interest in getting rid of the Bile Lords? Yes.
Is this person in the Forinthian military? Yes.
Does their commander on Pesh have such an interest? Yes.
Any chance we could diplomacy it? Yes.
Would it have to involve surrendering or permanently allying ourselves to Forinthia? Maybe.
If Horbin approached the commander would we be more likely to succeed? Yes.
Does the commander know of my geas to never raise a hand against Galador? No.
If we can reach an accommodation with him, will it involve troops? Unknown.
Would a miracle get rid of the taint in Bile Mountain? Not completely.
Will gaining the help of the Forinthian leader make the job of defeating the Bile Lords significantly easier? No.
By using his help can we employ a stratagem to lure out the Bile Lords? Unknown.
Is Anvar mad at me? Uncertain.
Are any of the Bile Lords clerics? No.
Are all of the Bile Lords spellcasters? Unknown.
Do you think our chances are pretty good? Ask again later.
Have the Bile Lords brought back the aags we destroyed? Unknown.
Do we have anything to worry about regarding the poison from the bites of the aags? Yes.
“Uh oh,” he mutters. “We better see if there’s something we can do about the poison’s aftereffects- whatever they are.” He reports his findings and Orbius follows up with a contact other plane.
Why did Malford tell Lester to worry about the aag poison? Spawn.
What spell does Horbin have that could annihilate the spawn? None.
Would a limited wish? No.
Give me the name of Lester’s spell that will annihilate the spawn? None.
He purses his lips, dissatisfied. Thinking of the garrison, he realizes, I’m thinking about this all wrong.
When will the spawning take place? Death.
Give me the name of someone who can prevent or get rid of the spawning. Horbin.
Will he be able to get rid of the spawning by casting a spell today? No.
What must he do to get rid of the spawning in infected party members? Bless.
That sounds like a spell to me, Orbius thinks, pondering.
Who am I talking to? Na’Rat.
Suddenly the ground begins to shake. There’s a roaring sound and several objects fall from nearby shelves, including a clay bowl that shatters. Orbius is nearly thrown from his feet.
So what’s got you so irritated that the ground shakes when people say your name? War.
“Well, well,” says the Eye of Boccob. Again, some discussion ensues, followed by a commune from Horbin.
Hey Dexter, what’s up? Say, is the War of Ethics going well for the creature Orbius just contacted? Yes.
Does the ring we found on one of the aags allow one to dimension door or teleport into inner sanctum of Bile Mountain? No.
Does teleportation magic work in any part of Bile Mountain? No.
Is there an undead spawn among the party members? No.
Is there currently any danger of an undead springing out of any of our party members when they die? Yes.
Is it Sybele? No.
Lester? Yes.
Thrush? Yes.
The monk Kagera? No.
To eliminate this danger, will I cast a spell normally? Yes.
Is Bile Mountain being supplied? No.
Do the Bile Lords eat or consume? Yes.
Will besieging their mountain worry them? Yes.
Can they withstand a siege for a year or more? Yes.
Ten years? Yes.
Is there a Bile Lord spawning ground? Unknown.
Do the Bile Lords have a bolt hole or secret exit? Likely.
Do they receive visitors? Unknown.
Can the faith of you, Dexter, the Blind Son of Galador, survive a change of government on Forinthia? Of course.
Is the leader of the fleet outside of Pesh a loyal Galadorian? Yes.
Is the Emperor of Forinthia alive? Yes- his time is nigh.
“Whoa,” says Horbin. That last answer floors him. He tells them what he’s learned, and they all exchange worried glances.
“No worries,” says Drelvin. “The Emperor is cool. We’re old friends. Well, sort of- he and I are friendly, at least.”
“Dude, that was years ago,” gripes Lester.
“We went to Hell together,” Drelvin explains to the others. “Literally. Prayzose is a nice guy.”
As they are chatting, Sybele suddenly stiffens in her chair as she receives a sending from Marius the Chronomancer. Sybele- I call upon you for the second time. Drop any protections you have against scrying and prepare yourself.** She stands quickly. “Um, I gotta go,” she says. “Marius is calling.”
“Screw Marius!” Horbin snarls.
“No, I made a deal- I don’t know, though...”
“Marius? Great!” Jezebel exclaims, grinning. “I miss him! I want to come!”
Lester and Horbin exchange an uneasy glance.
Next Time: What is Sybele’s second task? What does it mean that the Emperor’s “time is nigh”? And what other old enemies of our heroes are waiting to crawl out of the woodwork??
*There’s a long, complicated backstory here, involving Darkhold and Fuligin and stuff, but Lester told a fragmented bit only, so that’s what you get here. Some day, in the Early Years thread....
**To rescue her daughter, Sybele made a deal with Marius, a powerful chronomancer, that she would serve him thrice. She has done so once already; this is number two.
5 pm, 9/28/368 O.L.G., inside Angelfire Mountain
Our heroes, clustered around the illusion of the aag Analin’s petrified form, grow worried. If he was so tough before that they couldn’t even scratch him...
“I think it’s time for some divinations,” Orbius offers nervously. “We need to find out more about this garrison that will draw out the Bile Lords, and what we need to do to it or about it.”
“There’s a garrison?” Edmund chuckles as the group explains their confusion on the matter. He is still simply leaning against the wall and watching. “Maybe you need to establish a garrison here, not destroy one.”
Several of our heroes smack their heads. “Of course!” exclaims Orbius. “And we can probably verify that fairly easily!”
“And if that’s the case,” Lester adds cheerfully, “we may be able to borrow one from Malford!” The others look at him dubiously, but they tromp back down several levels to the entrance of Mount Angelfire.
Edmund takes his leave of the group, taking his whiny ally Baldric with him. “Let’s go back to Var!” Lester then exclaims. “So we can talk to Malford!”
Orbius nods, though he thinks it unlikely the god-king will help. “For now that seems to be the best course.” A walk through a trump later, they’ve returned to the castle of Var, and thence hurry to Horbin’s Halls of Healing.
Our heroes spend the evening chatting and discussing things. They talk about resurrecting Azekia, the solar who aided them in the Tomb of Horrors, but greed gets the better of Lester and he objects. Orbius frowns as the L says, “No way! We still owe her for her service, and if we bring her back we’ll have to pay up!”
“Well, I don’t know if Dexter would agree with your stance,” Horbin replies dryly.
“Aw, man, Azekia was a stuck up snob and a tight ass! Dexter wasn’t like that at all- he was more like you, Horbin. You know, he gave his life for all of us- the second time around, I mean. But he’s still alive, I think- or something.” He leans back, following the tangent artfully away from Azekia and rambling on, telling the story of how he and his allies, including Dexter, had needed to gather certain items and fulfill certain tasks in order to make Cydra real.* “One of those things was for one of us to assume the mantle of the Harvester of Water. And it was Dexter that did it.” He winks at the Eye. “That was the same adventure where we brought Boccob and his pals to Cydra.” By the time he’s done with his story, everyone’s forgotten all about bringing Azekia back, at least for the moment.
9 p.m., 9/28/368 O.L.G., the Halls of Healing, Var
Our heroes are chatting amicably over beer when Sybele first suggests making Thrush into the Emperor of Forinthia. “After all,” she says, “the old one’s gone, right? That’s a lot of what’s led to a lot of the big conflicts going on.”
“Emperor of Forinthia. Emperor Thrush.” Thrush tastes the words, leans back in the simple wooden chair he’s in, and slowly says, “I like that. I’ll have to mull that over.”
Horbin raises his eyebrows. “Well, you could get the blessings of Galador if you support the true vision of Galador and his blind Son Dexter.” He takes a speculative sip of his beverage. The furnishings here are relatively simple; though the chapel itself is decorated a bit more, the dining hall is very plain, and the dishes and cups are mostly simple fired clay, purchased from the gnome potters of Var.
Idle talk? Time will tell.
10 a.m., 9/29/368 O.L.G.
Lester communes with Malford.
Will you let us borrow a garrison? No.
Know anyone who would? No.
Would an illusion bring out the Bile Lords? Unlikely.
You think it would have to be a real garrison, huh? Yes.
You think anyone on Pesh would have an interest in getting rid of the Bile Lords? Yes.
Is this person in the Forinthian military? Yes.
Does their commander on Pesh have such an interest? Yes.
Any chance we could diplomacy it? Yes.
Would it have to involve surrendering or permanently allying ourselves to Forinthia? Maybe.
If Horbin approached the commander would we be more likely to succeed? Yes.
Does the commander know of my geas to never raise a hand against Galador? No.
If we can reach an accommodation with him, will it involve troops? Unknown.
Would a miracle get rid of the taint in Bile Mountain? Not completely.
Will gaining the help of the Forinthian leader make the job of defeating the Bile Lords significantly easier? No.
By using his help can we employ a stratagem to lure out the Bile Lords? Unknown.
Is Anvar mad at me? Uncertain.
Are any of the Bile Lords clerics? No.
Are all of the Bile Lords spellcasters? Unknown.
Do you think our chances are pretty good? Ask again later.
Have the Bile Lords brought back the aags we destroyed? Unknown.
Do we have anything to worry about regarding the poison from the bites of the aags? Yes.
“Uh oh,” he mutters. “We better see if there’s something we can do about the poison’s aftereffects- whatever they are.” He reports his findings and Orbius follows up with a contact other plane.
Why did Malford tell Lester to worry about the aag poison? Spawn.
What spell does Horbin have that could annihilate the spawn? None.
Would a limited wish? No.
Give me the name of Lester’s spell that will annihilate the spawn? None.
He purses his lips, dissatisfied. Thinking of the garrison, he realizes, I’m thinking about this all wrong.
When will the spawning take place? Death.
Give me the name of someone who can prevent or get rid of the spawning. Horbin.
Will he be able to get rid of the spawning by casting a spell today? No.
What must he do to get rid of the spawning in infected party members? Bless.
That sounds like a spell to me, Orbius thinks, pondering.
Who am I talking to? Na’Rat.
Suddenly the ground begins to shake. There’s a roaring sound and several objects fall from nearby shelves, including a clay bowl that shatters. Orbius is nearly thrown from his feet.
So what’s got you so irritated that the ground shakes when people say your name? War.
“Well, well,” says the Eye of Boccob. Again, some discussion ensues, followed by a commune from Horbin.
Hey Dexter, what’s up? Say, is the War of Ethics going well for the creature Orbius just contacted? Yes.
Does the ring we found on one of the aags allow one to dimension door or teleport into inner sanctum of Bile Mountain? No.
Does teleportation magic work in any part of Bile Mountain? No.
Is there an undead spawn among the party members? No.
Is there currently any danger of an undead springing out of any of our party members when they die? Yes.
Is it Sybele? No.
Lester? Yes.
Thrush? Yes.
The monk Kagera? No.
To eliminate this danger, will I cast a spell normally? Yes.
Is Bile Mountain being supplied? No.
Do the Bile Lords eat or consume? Yes.
Will besieging their mountain worry them? Yes.
Can they withstand a siege for a year or more? Yes.
Ten years? Yes.
Is there a Bile Lord spawning ground? Unknown.
Do the Bile Lords have a bolt hole or secret exit? Likely.
Do they receive visitors? Unknown.
Can the faith of you, Dexter, the Blind Son of Galador, survive a change of government on Forinthia? Of course.
Is the leader of the fleet outside of Pesh a loyal Galadorian? Yes.
Is the Emperor of Forinthia alive? Yes- his time is nigh.
“Whoa,” says Horbin. That last answer floors him. He tells them what he’s learned, and they all exchange worried glances.
“No worries,” says Drelvin. “The Emperor is cool. We’re old friends. Well, sort of- he and I are friendly, at least.”
“Dude, that was years ago,” gripes Lester.
“We went to Hell together,” Drelvin explains to the others. “Literally. Prayzose is a nice guy.”
As they are chatting, Sybele suddenly stiffens in her chair as she receives a sending from Marius the Chronomancer. Sybele- I call upon you for the second time. Drop any protections you have against scrying and prepare yourself.** She stands quickly. “Um, I gotta go,” she says. “Marius is calling.”
“Screw Marius!” Horbin snarls.
“No, I made a deal- I don’t know, though...”
“Marius? Great!” Jezebel exclaims, grinning. “I miss him! I want to come!”
Lester and Horbin exchange an uneasy glance.
Next Time: What is Sybele’s second task? What does it mean that the Emperor’s “time is nigh”? And what other old enemies of our heroes are waiting to crawl out of the woodwork??
*There’s a long, complicated backstory here, involving Darkhold and Fuligin and stuff, but Lester told a fragmented bit only, so that’s what you get here. Some day, in the Early Years thread....
**To rescue her daughter, Sybele made a deal with Marius, a powerful chronomancer, that she would serve him thrice. She has done so once already; this is number two.
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