429. Basted Sword: a successful critical hit from this sword covers the target with:
1-2 Butter
3-4 Brown Gravy
5-6 White Cream Gravy
7-8 Olive oil
1-2 Butter
3-4 Brown Gravy
5-6 White Cream Gravy
7-8 Olive oil
1001 minor traits for magic swords
430) Black Blade of Envy- black blades of this type are always slightly larger than any other blades in their vicinity. This does not affect their handling or require odd proficiencies.
431) Falseshion- looks like a large curved, 2 handed blade, but this is an illusion- it is really just a small, curved dagger.
432) 9 Lives- the body of any foe wearing metal armor killed by this blade is transformed into a pile of canned cat food
433) Knife of Salt & Lemon- on command, these blades can emit real salt, lemon juice, or both into anything that is moist. These are prized by taverners, barkeeps...and torturers. Once per month, they must be exposed to salt and lemon juice of mundane origins.
434) Razor of Wit- these razors add to the proficiency of anyone doing grooming, either for others or themselves. In the hands of a bard, though, they make literal the phrase "cutting remarks"- harsh commentary made by a bard while wielding such a razor actually opens slashing wounds on the tatget's body, with the comment's severity determining the damage: 1-2 minor comment, 1-4 medium comment, 1-6 for a harsh comment. If the comment is particularly devastating, it is a "crit" and triples the damage. The target of the comments can only be affected if it can understand the comments made about it, so animals, most constructs, mindless undead, and anything that doesn't understand the attacker's language are immune to the Razor's powers.
431) Falseshion- looks like a large curved, 2 handed blade, but this is an illusion- it is really just a small, curved dagger.
432) 9 Lives- the body of any foe wearing metal armor killed by this blade is transformed into a pile of canned cat food
433) Knife of Salt & Lemon- on command, these blades can emit real salt, lemon juice, or both into anything that is moist. These are prized by taverners, barkeeps...and torturers. Once per month, they must be exposed to salt and lemon juice of mundane origins.
434) Razor of Wit- these razors add to the proficiency of anyone doing grooming, either for others or themselves. In the hands of a bard, though, they make literal the phrase "cutting remarks"- harsh commentary made by a bard while wielding such a razor actually opens slashing wounds on the tatget's body, with the comment's severity determining the damage: 1-2 minor comment, 1-4 medium comment, 1-6 for a harsh comment. If the comment is particularly devastating, it is a "crit" and triples the damage. The target of the comments can only be affected if it can understand the comments made about it, so animals, most constructs, mindless undead, and anything that doesn't understand the attacker's language are immune to the Razor's powers.
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Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
yup, that is truly intimidating.
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