A sense a disturbance in the sea

[Terraism]

Re: Setting things straight for the newbs

Just so you know... Kwalishes are made of metal.

You may wan't to reconsider your dinner plans.

Now If I could only figure out this avatar thing...

My friend, I've got a feeling those great things I use to crack open a normal lobster oughta work on you too - if nothing else I can use the grease that I'm sure keeps you functioning to light up the BBQ to prep something else...

 

[graydoom]

You people are all insane but funny !



Keep up the funnyness!

 

[Terraism]

You people are all insane but funny !



Keep up the funnyness!

Sir! I take offense! I'm not insane- I'm just hungry for some beef/crab/lobster/whatever-else-Kwalish-decides-he-is! Mmmm - I can taste... you know, maybe you're right. I think I'm going to go hide from the voices now...

 

[CWD]

Pillars,

I like the "Skeletor" dot-sig. I can't remember - who's stand-up routine was that from?

Understand MY power!

 

[Bugbear]

Uh-Oh, The Kwalish Army is arising.
this can't be good.

 

[Holy Bovine]

I see the bad crab arising.

I see trouble on the way.

I see earthquakes and lightnin'.

I see bad times today.



Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.



I hear hurricanes ablowing.

I know the end is coming soon.

I fear rivers over flowing.

I hear the voice of rage and ruin.



Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.



All right!

Hope you got your things together.

Hope you are quite prepared to die.

Looks like we're in for nasty weather.

One eye is taken for an eye.


Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.


Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.

 

[Psychotic Jim]

I see the bad crab arising.

I see trouble on the way.

I see earthquakes and lightnin'.

I see bad times today.



Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.



I hear hurricanes ablowing.

I know the end is coming soon.

I fear rivers over flowing.

I hear the voice of rage and ruin.



Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.



All right!

Hope you got your things together.

Hope you are quite prepared to die.

Looks like we're in for nasty weather.

One eye is taken for an eye.


Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.


Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad crab on the rise.

Paraphrased Bad Moon Rising by John Mellancamp, right?
How appropriate...

 

[Holy Bovine]

Mellencamp!!?!?!?!?!


John Fogerty, actually.

**mutter, mutter** some people's children.......