Advanced Tickets For Dungeons and ... wait, what?

[Davies]

Received this in the mail today, and you people are the only ones I know who'd understand why it's funny.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES

ADVANCE TICKETS

Starring Chris Pine, Regé-Jean Page, Hugh Grant, Michelle Rodriguez, Sophia Lillis, and Justice Smith, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves follows a band of adventurers who have been recruited by Empress Savina to embark an epic quest: to find the mythical Rod of Dragon Control, and defeat the evil wizard Profion and his band of dragons before Savina is dethroned.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The crossover we've all been waiting for!

 

[Sacrosanct]

 

[Ryujin]

Someone missed the date on the IMDB entry?

 

[Mad_Jack]

When you hire ChatGPT to write your email spam...

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Where are my D&D Beyond stats for Profion, WotC?

 

[Benjamin Olson]

And thus the truth is revealed. Everything not in the trailer is a shot for shot remake of the prior film.

 

[Davies]

When you hire ChatGPT to write your email spam...

What kills me is that I got this from Cineplex Odeon, probably the major theatre chain in Canada. I wouldn't have expected them to be that cheap when it comes to obtaining their ad copy ...

 

[aco175]

Maybe they sent the 45 million version to Canada. It has some creative editing I have heard... And claymation.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Received this in the mail today, and you people are the only ones I know who'd understand why it's funny.