Papolstaanas finds a number of tasty things to eat. The meats include goat and pork, but no beef. There are several varieties of fish as well. The sauces have a noticeable kick to them, and the peppers, if he should dare them, are extremely hot. The fruits include bananas, strawberries, and avocados, all raw.
ooc: Papolstaanas may or may not be familiar with the fruits... I imagine that they are not unknown in Daunton or Bacarte, but not commonplace, either. The sauces (salsas) are pretty exotic for him.
A grinding noise comes from behind the raised chair; the stone wall parts to reveal a hidden door. Another headdress-wearing wight is barely visible lurking in the dark passage beyond, as is the top of another headdress being worn by a shorter figure mostly obscured behind the throne. After a moment the figure emerges. It is another dwarf, short and broad, wearing robes woven with gold and silk thread, golden sandals, and the most elaborate headdress yet - fully two feet high and nearly as wide, displaying two separate forms, the lower one a stylized feathered serpent, the upper one the same maize-eared face on the headgear of the other pyramid inhabitants. Heavy gold rings adorn both hands. In the right he clutches a rod made of dark wood, tipped with a big emerald.
The dwarf hops up onto the platform without apparent effort and settles in the chair, then looks down at you. He lacks any sort of facial hair, not even eyebrows, and as far as can be seen underneath the headress, his head appears shaved as well. His face and fingers are both extremely thin, nearly skeletal, the bone-white skin stretched tight. Most disturbingly, his eyes appear to be empty sockets, filled only with a faint orange glow.
[sblock=Arcana trained only]A strong arcane pressure emanates from the dwarf. You can't help but feel it, without even trying to focus your senses to detect magical auras. His very body seems permeated with magic - very powerful magic.[/sblock]
[sblock=Religion DC 15 (active, Cillani automatic)]The headman was a powerful arcane caster… while he was alive. He has preserved his body and power in a state of unlife. In fact, he is a lich![/sblock]
[sblock=History DC 15 (active) - to make this check, you must have passed previous Religion check, or have been informed about it by someone who did]It is said that in many communities in the Valley of Bone, undead live peacefully alongside the living. It is not uncommon for the noble classes to govern in life and then continue their rule in undeath.
[sblock=DC 20]To be turned into an undead as powerful as a lich, Hulgrimi must have been a fairly high status noble in life. Much higher status than you'd expect to find serving as a simple village headman. Newhill is an important colony in a distant land, so it's not exactly a simple village. Still, it seems a bit strange.[/sblock][/sblock]
Both Bwarli and Urtamklatl genuflect briefly, then cross the room to stand at the foot of the throne, facing you. "Hon'rred Anzeztorre Hulgrimi," the woman announces, then launches into a long speech in Magari.
[sblock=Magari->Dwarven]The formal and ritualized Magari is hard for you to understand, but you can tell that she is reciting titles. "The Emperor's Diamond Speartip" is one you can make out. "Conqueror of the Black Hills" is another.[/sblock]
The recitation goes on for quite a while. Bwarli stands stone-faced through it all, but as Urtamklatl enters the second minute of her speech, the headman's orange eye-lights slowly drift up in their orbits, then a bit to the right. Could he be… rolling his eyes?
Finally she winds down, looking up at the throne expectantly. Hulgrimi clears his throat - a dry, rattling sound - leans forward, and speaks. "Hi!" he says, his voice hollow and vibrating, but somehow bright. "I'm Hulgrimi. What's up?"
A small groan escapes Urtamklatl's lips before she can clamp them shut. Bwarli's solemn expression holds, barely - it looks like it's about to crack.
The headman removes his headdress and sets it casually on the arm of the chair. His skull is indeed hairless underneath. "Nice to have visitors! Where are you all from? And what brings you to the pyramid?"