mach1.9pants
Hero
[ame=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670]Fear of Girls©: Episode 1[/ame]
Gotta love it, a classic.
Gotta love it, a classic.
Amuse me, dammit!
FireLance
Legend
On second thoughts, maybe not. That would be irrational.
El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
Man do I know how you feel!
First there's this pdf thing, then MSU loses the NCAA Champonship ... what could possibly be next? North Korea test firing an ICBM?
... (glances at the News) ...
OH CRAP!
fanboy2000
Adventurer
Gimble's Joke File
A Halfling, a Gnome and a Dwarf walk into a bar. They each order a ale. Just as they are about to enjoy their drinks, three flies drop into them. The Halfling pushes the drink away in disgust. The gnome pulled out the fly and finishes as if nothing happened. The Dwarf picks up the fly and shakes it over the drink, yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Red Dragon and a giant furnace?
A: Adventurers don't throw themselves at furnaces.
Q: What's the difference between an insane asylum and a band of dragon hunters?
A: Magic swords.
Q: What has 4 legs and an arm?
A: A happy hellhound.
Q: What did the orc get on his IQ test?
A: Drool
A Halfling, a Gnome and a Dwarf walk into a bar. They each order a ale. Just as they are about to enjoy their drinks, three flies drop into them. The Halfling pushes the drink away in disgust. The gnome pulled out the fly and finishes as if nothing happened. The Dwarf picks up the fly and shakes it over the drink, yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Red Dragon and a giant furnace?
A: Adventurers don't throw themselves at furnaces.
Q: What's the difference between an insane asylum and a band of dragon hunters?
A: Magic swords.
Q: What has 4 legs and an arm?
A: A happy hellhound.
Q: What did the orc get on his IQ test?
A: Drool
Fate Lawson
First Post
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Woas
First Post
It ain't gaming related bro but listen, check out this website: BrokenPictureTelephone.com - The Game of Miscommunication - Home you won't be able to stop. It's hilarious.
Majoru Oakheart
Adventurer
This used to be in my sig, so you've probably seen it, but:
DM: "The man says 'Hello, how are you doing?'"
Player: "I Sense Motive. Is he lying? I get a 30."
DM: "Umm...yes...he doesn't really care how you are doing."
DM: "The man says 'Hello, how are you doing?'"
Player: "I Sense Motive. Is he lying? I get a 30."
DM: "Umm...yes...he doesn't really care how you are doing."
RangerWickett
Legend
Ditto. More love for the best feline adventurer in history. Forget that mangy Puss in Boots.
Darrin Drader
Explorer
Isn't this more of a CM type thread?
