Amuse me, dammit!
Aberzanzorax
Hero
Ummm....
Vecna?
Piratecat?
HOLY CRAP!!! Piratecat is Vecna? Now we just need some canon showing Vecna is both a Cat and a Pirate, and we'll have ultimate proof!
howandwhy99
Adventurer
Maybe he was a pirate at one time, but Vecna has always been a master of the dark arts. In fact, if you do a little fact checking, I think you will find Vecna is still around after all these eons. Still manipulating from behind the scenes.
Better Technology. Better World.
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
thedungeondelver
Adventurer
Hey, I got one for ya!
How many Holmes' BASIC D&D players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three, because -
MarkB
Legend
Well, there's the marching song I wrote that time we were playing goblin commandos...
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos Marching Song
Underground, never found, silent, unseen,
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.
Making good use of the loot that we grab,
From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.
Killing elves is so fun,
We can't remember a day when it wasn't a great pastime.
But we're not that fussy.
Slice up some halflings and gnomes, then we'll kill da Humies!
Goblins are awesome, our brains are so keen,
Goblins are wily and goblins are lean.
Underground, never found, silent, unseen,
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.
People don't notice us 'til it's too late,
Under their noses we'll pillage and burn.
We sneak through the night and we sleep through the day,
Looking for treasure 'cause we don't get paid.
We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of everything.
Even needles and pins.
Pick up the pieces and make them into something vile,
'Cause that's our style!
Underground, never found, silent, unseen,
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.
Making good use of the loot that we grab,
From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.
'Kill da humies!' was their long-established battle cry. And for those of you of the appropriate generation / nationality, yes, it is written to the tune of [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo]The Wombles[/ame] theme song. Some of the verses required surprisingly little adaptation.
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos Marching Song
Underground, never found, silent, unseen,
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.
Making good use of the loot that we grab,
From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.
Killing elves is so fun,
We can't remember a day when it wasn't a great pastime.
But we're not that fussy.
Slice up some halflings and gnomes, then we'll kill da Humies!
Goblins are awesome, our brains are so keen,
Goblins are wily and goblins are lean.
Underground, never found, silent, unseen,
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.
People don't notice us 'til it's too late,
Under their noses we'll pillage and burn.
We sneak through the night and we sleep through the day,
Looking for treasure 'cause we don't get paid.
We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of everything.
Even needles and pins.
Pick up the pieces and make them into something vile,
'Cause that's our style!
Underground, never found, silent, unseen,
The Goblins' Guerilla Commandos are mean.
Making good use of the loot that we grab,
From the adventuresome Humies we scrag.
'Kill da humies!' was their long-established battle cry. And for those of you of the appropriate generation / nationality, yes, it is written to the tune of [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo]The Wombles[/ame] theme song. Some of the verses required surprisingly little adaptation.
FireLance
Legend
Posted to another thread, but also appropriate for this one, I guess. 
Friends, ENWorlders, gamers, lend me yourears eyeballs...
4d20+7 years ago* the Creators brought forth on thiscontinent world a new nation game, conceived in imagination, and dedicated to the proposition that sitting around a table, rolling dice, and pretending to be a fantasy character is a pretty good way to spend your leisure time.
Now we are engaged in a greatcivil edition war, testing whether that game, or any game, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war...
I have a dream that one day thisnation message board will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that sitting around a table, rolling dice, and pretending to be a fantasy character is a pretty good way to spend your leisure time."
I have a dream that my little children will one day log on to a message board where they will not be judged by the edition they play, but by the content of their posts...
I have a dream that one day in Gen Con, the players of former editions and the players of current and future editions will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood...
Now is the time to lift our message board from the quicksand of edition intolerance to the solid rock of brotherhood... Let imagination ring!
P.S. They may take our pdfs, but they'll never take our imagination!
* For certain values of 4d20+7, anyway.
Friends, ENWorlders, gamers, lend me your
4d20+7 years ago* the Creators brought forth on this
Now we are engaged in a great
I have a dream that one day this
I have a dream that my little children will one day log on to a message board where they will not be judged by the edition they play, but by the content of their posts...
I have a dream that one day in Gen Con, the players of former editions and the players of current and future editions will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood...
Now is the time to lift our message board from the quicksand of edition intolerance to the solid rock of brotherhood... Let imagination ring!
P.S. They may take our pdfs, but they'll never take our imagination!
* For certain values of 4d20+7, anyway.
