Dakkareth
First Post
Ok, we'll have to bend the rules a little, but that's fine. We want funny after all.
So we'll be going with two houserules: First, there's no limit to the number of participants in a grapple. Second, an attack roll of 20-20-20 means an instant kill. The first isn't really that outlandish and the second is often used anyway, so we're fine in that regard.
We're using grappling in order to prevent the dragon from acting against the Army of Cats (tm).
Of course a cat with its grapple of -12 will only succeed an Aid Another on a 20. Also only one cat among 20 will make the will save to avoid running in fear. Thus for one successful Aid Another maneuver applied to grappling we need 400 cats.
An ancient gold dragon has a grapple of +63. If we get our grapple as high as +84 there's no way he's going to make it. Since every Aid Another success gets us a +2, we need 42 teams of grappling cats for one cat to make the check, which results in 16801 needed to successfully grapple a dragon.
Theoretically that would be enough - given time the cats would eventually score a perfect success and crush the dragon's throat for an instant kill. We don't have the 13 hours and 20 minutes that would statistically take, though. So go for a one-round kill!
The chance to roll a perfect 20-20-20 is 1:8000 - bummer. But then, nobody said anything about having only a sane number of cats available. Since we've already established how many cats we need to grapple the dragon, we now simply take 8000 such Legions of GrappleCats (tm).
The conclusion:
To kill an Ancient Gold Dragon in one round we need an Army of Kamikaze GrappleCats (tm) 134408000 strong.
I can see it before me: An epic spell called 'Invoking the Death of Infinite Cats'. Truly, one who has mastered such power, is invincible!
So we'll be going with two houserules: First, there's no limit to the number of participants in a grapple. Second, an attack roll of 20-20-20 means an instant kill. The first isn't really that outlandish and the second is often used anyway, so we're fine in that regard.
We're using grappling in order to prevent the dragon from acting against the Army of Cats (tm).
Of course a cat with its grapple of -12 will only succeed an Aid Another on a 20. Also only one cat among 20 will make the will save to avoid running in fear. Thus for one successful Aid Another maneuver applied to grappling we need 400 cats.
An ancient gold dragon has a grapple of +63. If we get our grapple as high as +84 there's no way he's going to make it. Since every Aid Another success gets us a +2, we need 42 teams of grappling cats for one cat to make the check, which results in 16801 needed to successfully grapple a dragon.
Theoretically that would be enough - given time the cats would eventually score a perfect success and crush the dragon's throat for an instant kill. We don't have the 13 hours and 20 minutes that would statistically take, though. So go for a one-round kill!
The chance to roll a perfect 20-20-20 is 1:8000 - bummer. But then, nobody said anything about having only a sane number of cats available. Since we've already established how many cats we need to grapple the dragon, we now simply take 8000 such Legions of GrappleCats (tm).
The conclusion:
To kill an Ancient Gold Dragon in one round we need an Army of Kamikaze GrappleCats (tm) 134408000 strong.
I can see it before me: An epic spell called 'Invoking the Death of Infinite Cats'. Truly, one who has mastered such power, is invincible!