You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, uh? Ah...you know, I'm going to have to revise my 20 year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my 20 year plan?! Ok well, ok listen here...in year 1...this is the year when I'm going to take off those extra 7 pounds. You know that's equal to 7 pounds of butter? Hehe...so it's like I'm wearing 7 pounds of butter! ...ah...hah...whoo...
Now... oh oh, where was I? Oh oh yeah. So my aunt and uncle here they celebrated their 20th Anniversary and my uncle wanted to sing uh "Sunrise Sunset" and he wanted ME to sing that...and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and well...she never thanked me for that...well I'm still...uh...well you know she's probably really busy and all with... "
- MST 3000 Episode 424: "Manos: The Hands of Fate"