MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
Emphazis mine. Sorry but no. The whole musical approach is what makes the bard class so special to begin with:A bard is the jack of all trades and it does not have to be represented by a single class. A rogue/druid/fighter or a rogue/wizard/ranger even just a simple rogue or fighter all of these seem very applicable. Tack on the bardic college background, add in the bard/warlord/leader specialty. I really like this concept. It really frees the character concept to do so much and still have the ability to boost your allies with words of praise via feats rather than spells.
Then a whole "musical" magic system does not have to be tacked on to the game and explained away with a wave of the hand and saying no one plays that class anyway. Example: if the bard was a wizard/rogue they would be a wizard and would cast as a wizard. They would still be able to boost allies via their bard specialty! very cool. Also there are several clerics and specific gods that would make excellent bards too!
Basic: Musical skills are about the only thing that makes a bard a bard (at least by late Rules Cyclopedia)
2e: Musical skills are the one thing bards have noone else has, (and IMHO the minstrel is the best Bard across all editions)
3.x: Musical skills got expanded on the transition to 3.5. Outside of core a bard with the right feats could become so focussed on Perform the bard actually turned SAD and was nearly impossible to disrupt.
PF: The musical repertorie got expanded and musical skills got severely nerfed.
4e: Musical skills got dumped and reduced to token flavor -and this is the one reason I think 4e bards weren't the best version of the class so far, they feel gimped without a meaningfull use for musical isntruments-, yet the potential was there in form of certain class features, magic items and bard rituals. A lot of powers had musical flavor and weapliments for bards were named with the "song-" prefix for a reason.
As long as the musical skills are there, I wouldn't mind if the bard had no inherent spellcasting ability and instead picked sorcerer, wizard or druid and advanced spellcasting at half level on one of these classes (with actual multiclass levels stacking) with bonus spells added to get the spells right.