ShaggySpellsword
First Post
Jack, having just purchased a brand new halbard with the bag of money given to him by the Lord Quartermaster as payment for him most recent Ogre killing expedition turns to the other, less interesting item he received when he got back to town earlier in the afternoon.
"um..lesee here...Temple of the Sli..svil..Silver Stars at Seven chimes...huh...not usually how I get jobs...WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT?"
Jack glares at the two humans who had stopped to stare at the small but stocky gnome apparently stopped in the middle of the street to talk to himself until they turn the corner, barely supressing laughs.
"Guess I have time or a drink or two then!" Jack goes to his favorite tavern, "The Frisky Ferret", and orders himself a nice large ale to keep him company for the night. In the morning, bleary eyed and full-bellied, Jack staggers to the Temple of the Silver Stars and pauses before goin in.
"Lesee here...pants on, belt buckled firmly around me middle...heh...mebee I should carry this new haldarb with me and sling the hammer over the shoulder..here we go..now I look presentable...WHAT? THEY DON"T HAVE GNOMES IN THE HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF? MOVE ALONG!"
After scaring off some very amused onlookers, Jack ajusts his belt one last time, and walks into the temple.
"um..lesee here...Temple of the Sli..svil..Silver Stars at Seven chimes...huh...not usually how I get jobs...WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT?"
Jack glares at the two humans who had stopped to stare at the small but stocky gnome apparently stopped in the middle of the street to talk to himself until they turn the corner, barely supressing laughs.
"Guess I have time or a drink or two then!" Jack goes to his favorite tavern, "The Frisky Ferret", and orders himself a nice large ale to keep him company for the night. In the morning, bleary eyed and full-bellied, Jack staggers to the Temple of the Silver Stars and pauses before goin in.
"Lesee here...pants on, belt buckled firmly around me middle...heh...mebee I should carry this new haldarb with me and sling the hammer over the shoulder..here we go..now I look presentable...WHAT? THEY DON"T HAVE GNOMES IN THE HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF? MOVE ALONG!"
After scaring off some very amused onlookers, Jack ajusts his belt one last time, and walks into the temple.