[CRPGs] I have found the Nirvana of CRPGs!

[Dougal DeKree]

Waitress!

One Double-Hobbit coming up!

I'd like Hobbits on Toast, please...

 

[Kamard]

Theres something vaguely disturbing about being an Enchanted Motorcyle Robot Monk carrying around a -2 crowbar.

 

[Zelda Themelin]

Ok, my Will o' the Wisp Voodoo Princess has reached 35th level.
Cone of Annoyance has become my favourite spell and currently I am wielding +17 Pronged Serrated Bandyclef. Oh, and when I was writing this I suddenly saw +24 Pronged Vicious Longsword at shop and just had to buy it.



This is future of crgp:s indeed.

 

[NiTessine]

Poketoke, my greater gnome mu-fu monk has already reached 44th level. And I've got less than an hour left 'till I'll hit Act VI.
And I've got a +23 Steely Vicious Bandyclef! Ph34r m3 1337 94m|n9 5k|11z!!!

 

[Oogar]

Ack. I'm in act 4 and only level 36 Ive been robbed! hehehe

 

[DMaple]

Is there a D20 conversion of this excellent game yet?

I have to know the in game effects of "Slime Finger" and "Cone of Annoyance".

And what the heck is a "Cheese Elemental"?

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

Grumdrig L10 Gyrognome Runeloremaster

I have exterminated the Xorns (twice in a row), The Red Dragons, and The Eagle Scouts.

I have a +2 Serrated Broadsword, Tower sheild, and -1 Mildewed Scale Mail Helm

I'm up to a L5 Rabbit Punch spell, but my Mulligan needs more work.

And I'm still on the prologue

 

[Zelda Themelin]

Hehe, I have reached 38th level in act III and my +25 Venomed Polished Morning Star is doing some real damage.

I am seeking the Lucky Cobble.

Oh, and I've met many imaginary demon lords. Now, why can't I have exp for those in 3ed D&D.

This game hasn't crashed on me even once, though Explorer and you-name-it-Windows software has taken a hit in these three days. This is something all computer games should come to. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that user is not ruining game's perfect functions.

Oh, now, all I need is players now, who don't ruin my plots in roleplaying games, but it's an inperfect world I live in.

 

[Ace]

It distills everything I love about RPGs into one small program.

Go here: www.progressquest.com

Download the file, run the program, and I guarantee you'll find this to be the best RPG for the money you've ever played!

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Thanks Pirate cat! That is the funniest bit of satire I seen in a long time.

 

[Isida KepTukari]

Heh, I've killed greater bunnies, sold hobgoblin knees, and am currently to "Fetch me a canoe". Can't wait to see what this is going to look like in the morning...