Zhap
Villager
You want to become an agile and graceful monk, but for some god damn reason you were born a Loxodon?
You want to finally stop failing at balancing over the rope above the pit of definite death?
You want to kick your childhood bullies' asses for always laughing at you because were too weak to kill that ancient red dragon?
You want to be done with stupid questions and make some edge-worthy character out the mess your DM forced you to roll random stats for?
Fear not! For I luckily have the absolute perfect fitting monk subclass for all your very strange problems you came up with right now:
You want to finally stop failing at balancing over the rope above the pit of definite death?
You want to kick your childhood bullies' asses for always laughing at you because were too weak to kill that ancient red dragon?
You want to be done with stupid questions and make some edge-worthy character out the mess your DM forced you to roll random stats for?
Fear not! For I luckily have the absolute perfect fitting monk subclass for all your very strange problems you came up with right now:
