Here's one:
The party encounters a door.
Player: "What sort of door-handle is it?"
I have been asked this question at least 10 times in the past year, and I have no idea why. It never seems to make the slightest difference in what they do.
Next time, I think I'll say, "an octopus," and see what happens.
I still remember him saying that to “truly understand him” I had to understand the Dark Souls gaming series… I wish I was joking about this guy, I truly, truly do.
It's less the question and more the assumptions.
''What do you mean attempting to temporary blind the cyclops before it wakes might impair our attempts at winning its friendship? It won't know who blinded it and it can't attack us if it can't see.''
There is 'a' logic there.
Hey it sort of worked for Odysseus, right?
It's less the question and more the assumptions.
''What do you mean attempting to temporary blind the cyclops before it wakes might impair our attempts at winning its friendship? It won't know who blinded it and it can't attack us if it can't see.''
There is 'a' logic there.