DNA of Big Foot found!

[Kramodlog]

With video! Finally, hard evidence. The missing link!

How smart do you think Big Foot is compared to a chimp and a human?

 

[The_Silversword]

Human-hybrid in Kentucky, why am I not surprised?

 

[Dog Moon]

If inbreeding causes people to think you're Big Foot, you might be a redneck.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Humans share 98% of DNA with chimps, so I want to see why/how they say hybrid. I could see Neanderthals as Big Foot.

 

[Umbran]

Bigfoot is much, much smarter than humans. This is clear by his/her refusal to be on this planet with us.

 

[Kramodlog]

So Big Foot is an alien?

 

[Umbran]

So Big Foot is an alien?

More like an expatriate - having seen our foolishness, have decided to leave for someplace where the neighbors have a little respect.

 

[Kramodlog]

So he'll go on Mars?

 

[Umbran]

Given that nobody's verifiably seen a bigfoot... basically ever, I submit that any and all bigfoot-type critters must have left the planet somewhere around the time of Columbus, if not earlier. Knowing how obnoxious we are, I would not expect them to move next door to Mars. Try Aplha Centauri.

 

[Kramodlog]

On a hot burning star? Why not Betelgeuse?