Do - Don't

[Darkness]

Do carry a second dagger.

Heh. At first, I read "Do carry a second badger!"

 

[Moe Ronalds]

DO Play a Rogue

DON'T Name your Rogue Blackleaf.



DO invest in an ogre slaying knife with a +9 against ogres

DON'T stay at the tavern and get drunk


DO cast magic missle

DON'T cast it at the darkness


DO introduce yourself to powerful kings as their court full of heavily armored knights watches.

DON'T try to introduce them to your greataxe.

 

[Xarlen]

DO Compiment the king/wizard/dragon on their appearance/hoard/castle.

DON'T follow it up with "For me to poop on."

DO Cast fireball.

DON'T In an ice cave.

DO Take an exotic weapon.

DON'T take a spoon.

DO Get a vorpal weapon.

DON'T juggle with it.

DO search out artifacts.

DON'T go looking for the head of Vecna.

DO Hit the succubus.

DON'T hit On the succubus.

 

[rathor]

continued

DO use gummy bears for the bad guy minis, yummy.
...
DON'T use your best d20 when rolling for the bad guys. ouch.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

DO cast burning hands

DON'T cast burning hands while admiring a bathing Nymph. (My appologies to anyone's three year old child/grandmother/pet nun.)

 

[Nifft]

DO treat evil demons, dragons and necromancers with respect.
DON'T send them complimentary wedding invitations.

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DO page through the Book of Vile Darkness while playing with your group.
DON'T page through the Book of Vile Darkness while playing with yourself.

-- Nifft

 

[Dragongirl]

DO page through the Book of Vile Darkness while playing with your group.
DON'T page through the Book of Vile Darkness while playing with yourself.

Lol, wish I had thought of that one.

DO kiss your momma.

DON'T kiss the mummy.

 

[Buttercup]

DO take good care of your weapons.

DON'T reach into a writhing pile of rotgrubs to retrieve your dagger. (My husband's late character did this.)

 

[Moe Ronalds]

Lol, wish I had thought of that one.

DO kiss your momma.

DON'T kiss the mummy.

DO talk to your "momma"

DON'T let her see Airwolf's sig.

 

[Stephenls]

And now, for a note of seriousness.

DO carry a weapon.

DON'T carry a weapon into any place where it can get you into more trouble than it can possibly get you out of.


DO trap the entrance.

DON'T forget how to get around your traps.


DO buff before combat.

DON'T lose track of when the time for buffing has ended and the time for combat has begun.


DO make use of magic.

DON'T come to rely on magic -- especially if your opponent has access to dispel or disjunction.