Early morning phone calls, death threats and other strangeness…

[Urizen]

I'm simply offering some advice on a public forum. I believe you may be suffering from some form of paranoia or persecution complex. You may want to see a mental health professional. I would advise you not to undergo hypnotic regression. You may not like what you find.



I am merely trying to counter the disinformation you are attempting to feed to the unwary public. And if you honestly believe that I am involved in the poisoning of your dog, you certainly must wonder what more I could be capable of in order to protect a government secret. If there were a secret, which there isn't.



You see, this flagrant flouting of national security is exactly the reason why military research and development must remain covert. This is obviously a military research facility, the purpose of which must be to develop better military hardware in order to safeguard this country and its freedom. You, sir, are treading dangerously close to treason.



Why this is nothing more than a still from some Hollywood movie. I am certain most here remember the ficticious alien autopsy footage that was subsequently de-bunked. This is surely more of the same. I am begin to fear for your mental stability, Mr. Jarvis. These paranoid rants are surely the product of a sick mind.



If I thought you were anything more than a deluded madman, I might attempt to further dissuade you from releasing this package of rumors and innuendo. However, I can see that even my best intentioned efforts will be seen by you as "bullying." Therefore, I would suggest to anyone interested in Alien Invasion to instead to read the findings of Project Blue Book, which showed there is no such thing as UFOs. Better yet, consider the theory of relativity which proves that faster-than-light travel is impossible.

Rather than condemn Mr. Jarvis for his paranoid rantings and cavalier attitude toward national security, let us pity him, and hope he gets the help he needs. I would not be surprised if he had not poisoned his own dog in order to attract attention. Truly, a sick mind.

Ahh, the toxic haze of disinformation. You've been trained well, Meninblack.

Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed Rule 1 of the NSA Playbook for dealing with potential subversives and other threats in action:

Attempt to discredit your adversary as quickly as possible so that others will ignore the things they say.

Constant attacks against my sanity will get you nowhere.

 

[amdobrit]

Hmm. Do they tap phones too? Been hearing odd clicking sounds lately. Haven't seen any black helicopters as yet, but only a matter of time.

 

[Urizen]

Hmm. Do they tap phones too? Been hearing odd clicking sounds lately. Haven't seen any black helicopters as yet, but only a matter of time.

They certainly do tap phone, Anna. I urge you to be careful what you say in your telephone (especially Cell phone) conversations. Also, you're emails are likely being read. The NSA has underground storage facilities with miles and miles of servers dedicated to reading the emails of the citizens of this nation. The servers also listen to our phone calls, flagging key words such as Aliens, Greys, Men in Black, UFO sightings and abductions.

I'm sure our "friend" Men in Black will refute this information.

In any case, I reiterate, BE CAREFUL.

 

[amdobrit]

Grr. Guess that means using Skype for phone calls wouldn't be so good either. Is nothing safe any more?

Think, think, think.

I got it! Finding a nice large rock to hide under. That should do the trick.

 

[jezter6]

Due to the high amount of responses in this thread, I will be offering limited sale of my not quite patented anti-alien mind reading and microwave thought control defense devices.

For only $29.99 + S/H, you can get your own.

 

[Urizen]

Due to the high amount of responses in this thread, I will be offering limited sale of my not quite patented anti-alien mind reading and microwave thought control defense devices.

For only $29.99 + S/H, you can get your own.

Hmm.. I bought one of these today at a local Army Navy Store along with about 3 weeks worth of Meals ready to eat. I'm going to be skipping out of town to an undisclosed location.

Things are getting pretty freaky here in dallas.

Sad to say, I think I was ripped off. I opened the box containing the anti-alien defense device and it was nothing more than a plastic hard hat with beer holders and a straw!

 

[InnocentBystander]

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[amdobrit]

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Ah ha! I know what this code is -- a recipe for the perfect chocolate chip cookies with walnuts.

 

[Somn]

Hi. My son David has been missing for a day and a bit now. I last saw him sitting at this computer (we share it), and I've been methodically going through his history file in case there were any clues. There were a few strange things, and this. I don't know if he had an account here (his emails normally involved the word "klingon", he's a bit into Star Trek) or not, but if he did and any of you have been talking to him in the last 24 hours (it was about 7pm PST on Thursday when I left, and the history has him on the computer until 7:45) then please contact me by private message. He's a good kid, and I don't think he'd be playing some alien abduction game with people from the internet, but if for some reason you're doing his larrping thing (I doubt it, his armour and fake guns and stuff are still in his closet) please stop right now and have him call home. The police won't take a missing person report for another day, but if it comes to that point and they find out you had him there could be serious repercussions.

 

[mythusmage]

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You wanted saurkraut and chickendogs on your pizza, you can damn well eat it.