Ever notice the older you get

[Gnarlo]

The older i get, the more i fart when i pee.

Beats the heck outta getting to the age when you do the reverse.

 

[Algolei]

My doctor doesn't even want to see me anymore. Last time he said, "If you're not bleeding, don't come back for at least two years. And if you are, go to an emergency room instead."

I hate that guy.... :\

 

[Lichtenhart]

I donate blood, so I get regular and thorough analysis every three months. It's amazing how many tests they can do on it. Usually they know how I feel better than I do.

 

[jonesy]

Usually they know how I feel better than I do.

How you feel? If they know how you feel better than you do, then what's the point of having them tell it to you when you won't feel it?

 

[Hand of Evil]

The older I get the faster the years go by! This can be proven by simple math too.

when you are 5, the the year was 1/5th of your life
when you are 13, it is 1/13th of your life
when you are 40, it is 1/40th of you life!​

That slice of pie is getting smaller and smaller!


humor:
When you are young you believe in Santa
when you are a parent, you are Santa
when you are old you look like Santa

 

[diaglo]

having diabetes mellitus has caused me to go to the doc every 3 months for the last 18 + years.

plus have an annual eye exam.

i don't find the doc visits to be as bothersome as the 4 fingersticks i do everyday. or the 4 shots i give myself. or the carb counting.

but i'd rather be active in my own health issues than suffer some of the side effects. or the ultimate fate of poor control.

 

[Iuz]

Ever notice the older you get the longer your doctor visits are?

Not for me. When I was 15 I developed eplilepsy and for about five years the visits to the doctor were frequent and long.

Now I go every three months to get a new perscription.

 

[Hand of Evil]

I have ankylosing spondylitis a rumintiod arthritis, my spine is fusing and every now and then it will cause my eyes to screw to hell (temp blindness and a lot of pain).

 

[Ranger REG]

My doctor doesn't even want to see me anymore. Last time he said, "If you're not bleeding, don't come back for at least two years. And if you are, go to an emergency room instead."

I hate that guy.... :\

Find a lady doctor and date her.