My daughter has hearing loss so she has odd names for most things.
Golden Corral became the Golden Cow.
Huddle House (local all-night breakfast place) became the Waffle Crisp
fast food places aren't the only victims...at her kindergarten showcase, she took the mike to sing the patriotic song "its a grand old flag." however, she couldn't quite hear the words as her teacher taught them. Soooo...she sang loud and proud "its a grand old fag, a hot flying fag, in every piece and way."
all the other parents looked at me like i was a complete heathen.