I'm not about to mention that my hometown... Marion, VA... is best known as the hometown of Mountain Dew as well as a large state mental hospital in addition to housing a prison for the criminally insane.... which sits right next door to the Pepsi plant ironically...
keep in mind this is a town with a whopping population of 8,000+ people.
Oh...for ladies? We've got a women's Job Corps right in town. I wrestled there once... wore my mask (insert kinky remarks here) and the whole nine yards... still didn't pick up the chicks!
(Does this say something about me or what!?!)