Noumenon
First Post
I'm going to be running The Giant's Skull module where the players do a one-shot as angry ogres invading a fortress full of humans. A lot of the fun in this adventure has to be playing evil -- throwing the puny humans around, squashing them, pulling their limbs off, et cetera. It needs to be fun and not disturbing, so I want to come up with funny deaths for everyone. So what can I make the humans say that will add to this? Stuff like "I can't feel my legs!" and the classic "Aieee!" Anybody got a list? "Don't eat me -- I'm scrawny!"