Mr. Gygax,
For starters, I've only been posting on these boards since this January and only found out eight minutes ago that you were a regular poster on them under the handle of "Colonel Pladoh".
Next, I'd like to tell you that you're one of my heros.
Thirdly, that rule in the 1E DMG about "creatures will aim for the head of any character not wearing a helmet" really s*cked @ss! LoL! My characters never opted for helmets, as they were mostly the "Erol Flynn-stereotype" personas. You just can't fly around rooms on chandeliers if your wearing a helmet, it doesn't work. ;~D
Lastly............GET WELL!!! You're the King!