Thats what thier best for
Grease em up and make them feed fruit to incontinant cooshee's,
While useing mage hand to goose the Dryad serving girls tushies.
Thats what Gnomes are best for.
Slap them silly and shave thier heads, tatoo their skulls with strawberries red.
Thats what Elves are best for.
Tie them to your fastest ships rudder, cover thier beards in peanut butter.
Thats what Dwarves are best for.
Poke them in thier big red eyes, send them in search of fresh baked pies.
Thats what orcs are best for.
Tie them up and tempt them with booze, get them drunk and use them to clean the loo.
Thats what Halflings are best for.
Hire them out for BDSM, whips and chains are thier best friends.
Thats what Drow are best for.