Grand Daughter Of The Feminously Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Sniktch]

I'm back, didja miss me?

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

Your implants are defective.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

Report for immediate re-assimilation.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

And bring funny back with you. I miss him.

 

[guedo79]

Funny seems to have left the hive with the milkman.

I hate you milkman dan.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I'm back, didja miss me?

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

Your implants are defective.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

Report for immediate re-assimilation.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

And bring funny back with you. I miss him.

Beat me with a stick will you?

<hits Sniktch over the head with a steel baseball bat>

 

[guedo79]

Bad Frukathka.

You have violated the weapon clause of your contract.

*Beats Frukathka with a stick*

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Bad Frukathka.

You have violated the weapon clause of your contract.

*Beats Frukathka with a stick*

really now?!

<hits guedo79 over the head with same steel baseball bat>

Anybody else that beats me with a stick can consider armed with a chainsaw and a sawed off double barrel shoutgun at this point.

 

[Sniktch]

*Frukathka's implants shock him before the bat can land*

Silly, n00b, your implants prevent you from striking a senior member in the Hive.

Obviously your implants are malfunctioning, stand by for the automated surgical team to come and replace with one of the new, tested and bug free models. Resistance is futile. You've had this coming.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

 

[Sniktch]

Anybody else that beats me with a stick can consider armed with a chainsaw and a sawed off double barrel shoutgun at this point.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

Here's the deal. We're back, and we want funny. So until you amuse us, its stick beatings for you.

And fighting back won't work. Even the defective implants prevent you from striking your elders, its apparently the only thing that worked right.

So once again, cease resistance until your implant is replaced, and go find something funny.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

*Frukathka's implants shock him before the bat can land*

Silly, n00b, your implants prevent you from striking a senior member in the Hive.

Obviously your implants are malfunctioning, stand by for the automated surgical team to come and replace with one of the new, tested and bug free models. Resistance is futile. You've had this coming.

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

I am *not* a noob. And I don *not* have any implants. I am 100% human, and will stay that way until the die I die.

I wil amputate arms and legs of anyone that near me with surgiacal instruments.

<sawed off sdouble barrel stotgun goes off in Sniktch's face>

Good. Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

 

[guedo79]

Ha ha! *does the senior member dance of the hive dance*

I barely remember being a sophomore member of the hive. So many years ago.....







*beats Frukathka with a stick*

 

[Angel Tarragon]

*beats Frukathka with a stick*

Here's the deal. We're back, and we want funny. So until you amuse us, its stick beatings for you.

And fighting back won't work. Even the defective implants prevent you from striking your elders, its apparently the only thing that worked right.

So once again, cease resistance until your implant is replaced, and go find something funny.

Elders, eh? Exactly how old are you? I'll bet I've got you beat.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm 100% human, don't have any implants and never will.

You want something funny go watch The Simpsons.

I'm nobodys lapdog.