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favorite TV series.... Dexter

Okay series I am watching.... The Following

Favorite Novel series... Alex Cross

Working on a cult-like group similar to The Following for DnD

Admit to the world I am "off"

I am worrying now about how much 'serial killers' are a part of my entertainment world......
 

Blackrat

He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
D&D was good today. Ran the short adventure from Forgotten Realms CS, Color of Ambition. The monk got his donkey kicked rather badly, mainly for deciding to take on two guards and a wizard alone... But in the end it worked out and all was good.
 

Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
Question: What song words would a shapshifter Monk - Bard use for opening combat?

Answer:
"Kama kama
kama kama
Chameleon"


***dances with exceeding joy in how sick and twisted he is***
 
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Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator
Staff member
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I had to go find something I wanted to use when I ran a 3.X monk who took feats to use non-Monk weapons as monk weapons. He wound up with a polearm, so I never unleashed this:

"There's a brand new blade
But I don't know it's name
That people from strange lands
Use again and again
It's big and it's bad
Bringing tension and fear
They use it over there
but we don't use it here

[CHORUS]
Falchion! Strike to the left
Falchion! Strike to the right
Ohhhhh, Falchion!
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Bleed-bleed
Bleed-bleed

Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Fight with me - don't fight with me, no
Bleed-bleed
Bleed-bleed

There's a brand new sound,
But it's not very clear
That people from good homes
Are hearing this year
It's loud and tasteless
And I've heard it before
You hear it while you're killing
On the front lines of war
Ohhhhh chop, Falchion

[CHORUS]

Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Fight with me - don't fight with me, no
Bleed-bleed
Bleed-bleed

Ohhhhh, block,
chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Fa-fa-fa-fa-Falchion
Ohhhhh, block,
chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Fa-fa-fa-fa-Falchion
La-la la la la la la-la"
 




Finished the game today. I didn't kill my son which is good. I totally caught the group off guard with learning the secret of the man they were looking for. He was not being chased down by the Emerald Claw.... He was their scout.
 

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