Suffering from Wally World?
A Calorie is a unit of energy, so thus a black hole does have Calories. It is even possible to "graze" on them, as black holes should give off what is known as "Hawking radiation". tl;dr - relativity states that nothing can escape a black hole once sucked in. Quantum physics states that everything is in flux. While we do not have even a working theory that reconciles relativity and quantum physics, we do know that quantum physics "has priority" over relativity. Thus, while relativity says that nothing can escape a black-hole, quantum physics says "nuh-uh!"Do Blackholes have Calories? Just wondering.
A Calorie is a unit of energy, so thus a black hole does have Calories. It is even possible to "graze" on them, as black holes should give off what is known as "Hawking radiation". tl;dr - relativity states that nothing can escape a black hole once sucked in. Quantum physics states that everything is in flux. While we do not have even a working theory that reconciles relativity and quantum physics, we do know that quantum physics "has priority" over relativity. Thus, while relativity says that nothing can escape a black-hole, quantum physics says "nuh-uh!"
...meanwhile, in an adjacent universe, scientists ponder the origins of hyperphotnic "stellar spotlights" that emit incredible amounts of energy...