hey can I be a mod?

[Jdvn1]

how can we be sure they haven't? are you the *real* eric noah?

Will the real Eric Noah please stand up?

... And then take a picture of it and post it on here? We won't know otherwise.

 

[DaveMage]

But I've also heard that sometimes he swoops in out of nowhere and BANS somebody. Somebody with an enormous post count usually.

*shakes head*

Poor Crothian....

 

[Starman]

Will the real Eric Noah please stand up?

... And then take a picture of it and post it on here? We won't know otherwise.

Of course, the picture must include something that only the real Eric Noah would have, something like a Hot Italian Beef sign.

 

[EricNoah]

Oh now you've done it. This should be pretty convincing. Note the hat, the mug, and the cheesy smile ... only one guy could arrange all of that!

 

[Eridanis]

I dunno... the old-logo Nutkinland hat and the old-logo 3E News Page mug... maybe Eric from the past has lept forward in time to take over Eric' account...

 

[Rystil Arden]

I dunno... the old-logo Nutkinland hat and the old-logo 3E News Page mug... maybe Eric from the past has lept forward in time to take over Eric' account...

Or could it be that EricNoah has been taken over by a spambot that hacked into the PhP? That could explain his old thread being threadcromanced by his spambot minions. He has become the Queen spambot!

 

[Jdvn1]

Oh now you've done it. This should be pretty convincing. Note the hat, the mug, and the cheesy smile ... only one guy could arrange all of that!

Sorry, the picture doesn't match the avatar. It's obviously fake.

 

[Piratecat]

Well, I think we'll make him a moderator -- but only if he promises to help healthily, fly right and eat old ladies across the street.

No, wait -- strike that. Reverse it.

 

[Starman]

Reverse it.

Street the across old ladies eat and, right fly, healthily help to promises he if only but?

I'm conflabberwoozled.

 

[EricNoah]

Um, wow -- someone did make me a mod. I see all sorts of ghosts of deleted threads. At least in meta. Maybe that's the solution -- make everyone a mod!