How Much Damage Does A Lava Lamp Do?

[Prince of Happiness]

I'm not surprised this happened in Kent:

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lava.lamp.death.ap/index.html

 

[Crothian]

Well, shards of glass into heart have to equal either nayt 1 on saving throw, or a critical hit by the lamp.....

 

[Angel Tarragon]

The stove rolled a successful on its DC to heat up the lamp, and the lamp criticaled, rolling a natural 20, then ruolling another natural twenty for a lethal hit, then the man died.

Anyway, this is pretty sad. No parent should have to outlive their children. My sympathy for the soul this happened to.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Ha ha. I liked the part when the guy staggered into his bedroom and died.

 

[Frostflame]

Damn what was he going to do with it? Bake it and eat it?

 

[Scribble]

my guess is that he was for some reason trying to quickly get it to do it's lavalamp thing... They work through heat, because of a tiny light bulb in the base...