I am bored. I desire attention.

[Al]

Wierd Al

Not me btw!

I only managed a spoof of American Pie's chorus:

Save-or-Die

So bye, bye, my character guy
Rolled a twenty, thought it plenty
But the DC was high.
That mad DM was on a twisted high,
Singing 'You just flunked a save-or-die. You just flunked a save-or-die'.

I'll probably flesh it out if I have time...

 

[Deedlit]

As I walk through the dungeon, drive my party insane
I take a look at my life and realize it’s never plain
But that’s just perfect for a kender like me
You know we shun boring things, like staying put you see
At 6:30 in the morning I’m taunting drow
My party says it’s dangerous, get back right now
And I’ve been adventuring and taunting so long
That even Fizban wonders where my mind has gone
I’m a kender of adventure, jumping off cliffs to win
I’ve got your items in my hand, most annoying race on Krynn
And if we end the dragon’s life before the party ends mine
Then yeah, we’re gonna party like it’s SC 39

The party dwarf killed himself with a knife
Living in a kender paradise
I borrowed the mage’s spellbook, he hit me with ice
Living in a kender paradise
I told the red dragon he should be more nice
Living in a kender paradise
He breathed some fire, barely escaped with my life
Living in a kender paradise

A human rogue almost stepped on me last week
I just smiled at him, he lost his stolen goods, that freak
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well
Though when he dies, he’ll go to the abyss (Worse then hell)
I befriend gully dwarves, though most think they are worthless
A kender who is mean, you know that’s unheard of
I never use a longsword, only a hoopak.
And some say I’m a thief, though I’m not really like that

If you come to visit, you’ll be confused to tears
We haven’t had two mayors of the same race in 100 years
But we are really nice, though we give most a scare
And most of our stories are truth-impaired
There’s no structure, no laws, and a really good bar
We don’t consider fun a luxury
Like a tower of High Sorcery
As interesting as could be

The party dwarf killed himself with a knife
Living in a kender paradise
Of course, plain and boring will never suffice
Living in a kender paradise
Kender tales tell of legendary fights
Living in a kender paradise
Driving everyone insane, even the mice
Living in a kender paradise

Saving all of Krynn, Not like Tanis’s mind in the gutter
We’ve stopped one evil deity, soon we’ll stop another
You think we’re all monsters, but we’re pure of heart
Banned by some DMs, playing us is an art
Trapspringer is the kender we all want to be like
Having fun day and night, with no fear of the afterlife
When it comes to death, unlike others we’re not whiny
And if you are a thief we’ll get third age on your hiney

The party dwarf killed himself with a knife
Living in a kender paradise
Some say we’re crazy, but we’re really nice
Living in a kender paradise
We’ve been called abominations against the gods of light
Living in a kender paradise
And you’d go insane, and accuse us of heists
Living in a kender paradise

 

[Wild Fandango]

LOL.. love Kender Paradise.. that one was good.. now if we could find someone to sing all these and put them on a website, that would be kick ass...

 

[Cake Mage]

now this makes me want to flesh out "I am a dungeon master" to the little known song by Cake, "I am an Opra Singer"

I'll get to it sooner or later.

 

[Cake Mage]

Here it is

I finished it. It was fairly easy (if you listen to the original first it'll make more sense, not that I'm advocating downloading illegal music. *cough* right.)

Dungeon Master (to the tune of Opera Singer by Cake)


I am
A Dungeon Master
I make a world to shape
It tells my players what’s going
And why they end up too late

I call my
PC’s player
I call my
PC’s name
I play both good and evil parts
I DM till there in their graves

I every Saturday morning
By 10 am I’m dressed
My games will last for hours and hours
With diligence I have been blessed

Some people the call me monster
Some people they call me saint
My talent feeds my darker side
But no one will complain

I am a Dungeon Master
I DM many different lands
I’ve played as Elminster in Forgotten Realms
And emperors in Rokugen

And after
Each game night
Players stand around and wait
Just to tell me that they loved my game
Just to tell me it’s been great

I am a Dungeon Master
I’ll Dm till your all dead
I’ll see to the mountains fall apart
I’ll see what can’t be said

I am a Dungeon Master
I DM many different lands
Most Npc’s don’t know my name
Don’t even know who I am

 

[Cake Mage]

Bump this song cause you all should listen to Cake, the best band in the world.