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Jozan fills a glass with water from the stained sink and walks over to the couch. "Time to get up, Klingon." With one hand, he sprinkles water upon Krusk's upturned face.
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Iconics Green Room and OOC Thread. (Adoring fans welcome; no fighting allowed.)
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Piratecat
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Ahem. Someone needs to check their log-in name.....
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"On in five minutes, people!" The director's assistant looks annoyed. "Everyone, here's your free voucher good at Fashan's Ale and Whores, 100 gp off everything in the house. Redeemable AFTER the adventure, Regdar. That's a boy."
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"On in five minutes, people!" The director's assistant looks annoyed. "Everyone, here's your free voucher good at Fashan's Ale and Whores, 100 gp off everything in the house. Redeemable AFTER the adventure, Regdar. That's a boy."
Jozan of Pelor
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Pppttthhhh!!
I'm lucky I can find these boards today, after all that testing yesterday!
I'm lucky I can find these boards today, after all that testing yesterday!
Shess
The Gnome stalks back into the Green Room, pausing long enough to again piddle on the prostrate WoTC lackey He tells us he's ready and all we do is stand around twidelling our thumbs, it's almost as bad as a Dark Brother film. No it's not least on their film you got the Fluffer Girl to play with.
The Gnome stalks back into the Green Room, pausing long enough to again piddle on the prostrate WoTC lackey He tells us he's ready and all we do is stand around twidelling our thumbs, it's almost as bad as a Dark Brother film. No it's not least on their film you got the Fluffer Girl to play with.
Devis finishes his coke, and places the can carefully in the Recycling bin. He walks to the door, takes a deep breath, throws back his shoulders, pastes a grin on his face, and says "Iiiiiiit's showtime, boys and girls!"
Grin on his face and swagger in his hips, he strides out of the room.
Grin on his face and swagger in his hips, he strides out of the room.
Jozan of Pelor
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The green room stands empty, all the Iconics returned to the Vault in anticipation of the renewal of battle.
After a good while, a young boy in acolyte's white slips into the room and crosses to the bulletin board on the back wall. He tacks up a ragged piece of paper, then hurries out.
The note, which seems to be written on paper torn from The Wall Street Journal, reads:
Wanted: Iconic Stand-In. Must be male, human, darkly handsome, and pure of heart. Duties include holding dramatic poses for employer during painfully long breaks in action, and fetching hot cups of tea. Patience, tolerance, and a strong stomach are a must. Devotion to Pelor is a plus, but is not mandatory. Compensation will include salary commiserate with responsibilities and optional soul cleansing. If interested, apply with the Temple of Pelor, Greyhawk City. Mention job code JOZ-37."
After a good while, a young boy in acolyte's white slips into the room and crosses to the bulletin board on the back wall. He tacks up a ragged piece of paper, then hurries out.
The note, which seems to be written on paper torn from The Wall Street Journal, reads:
Wanted: Iconic Stand-In. Must be male, human, darkly handsome, and pure of heart. Duties include holding dramatic poses for employer during painfully long breaks in action, and fetching hot cups of tea. Patience, tolerance, and a strong stomach are a must. Devotion to Pelor is a plus, but is not mandatory. Compensation will include salary commiserate with responsibilities and optional soul cleansing. If interested, apply with the Temple of Pelor, Greyhawk City. Mention job code JOZ-37."
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