The green room stands empty, all the Iconics returned to the Vault in anticipation of the renewal of battle.
After a good while, a young boy in acolyte's white slips into the room and crosses to the bulletin board on the back wall. He tacks up a ragged piece of paper, then hurries out.
The note, which seems to be written on paper torn from The Wall Street Journal, reads:
Wanted: Iconic Stand-In. Must be male, human, darkly handsome, and pure of heart. Duties include holding dramatic poses for employer during painfully long breaks in action, and fetching hot cups of tea. Patience, tolerance, and a strong stomach are a must. Devotion to Pelor is a plus, but is not mandatory. Compensation will include salary commiserate with responsibilities and optional soul cleansing. If interested, apply with the Temple of Pelor, Greyhawk City. Mention job code JOZ-37."