Brother MacLaren
Explorer
You just opened up a can of worms there.Jdvn1 said:It needs to be streamlined more. Polymorph the Orc into a pie.
In the new new errata for polymorph, this will give the Orc the name "pie," the caloric value and aroma of a pie, the general appearance of a pie, the HD of the baker who made the pie, and the natural attacks of a clown or student protestor (that is, a pie), while retaining the type "orc." Some other pie elsewhere will then take on the movement forms and special qualities of an orc, without actually being an orc, except on Tuesdays.