Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[Dannyalcatraz]

Cro-Magnum, caveman P.I. Thawed from a block of ice, now he's cleaning up the City of Angels!

(He's for a Spirit of the Century campaign. And yes, he has a mustache.)

That made me LOL...out loud!

And its a full-body mustache, isn't it?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

How about a Mexican greasy spoon diner called...Call of Chalupa. Its run by Great Old Juan.

Their menu- also known as the Nachonomicon- is insane!

 

[Nameless1]

The rest are ALL going to be named after pharmacuticals.

My favorite wizard of all time was Traztuzumab Venlafaxine, the Ever Vigilant. He was crazy. He had a very itchy trigger finger. Never sneak up on a wizard with an anxiety disorder.

 

[Burrito Al Pastor]

The staples in our group have always been "Murderkill Hacknslash", "Kilafuk Soulshitter", and anything that would fit in with Flint Ironstag and Rip Steakface.

 

[Nameless1]

How about a Mexican greasy spoon diner called...Call of Chalupa. Its run by Great Old Juan.

Their menu- also known as the Nachonomicon- is insane!

This might be my favorite. Things that man was never meant to eat.....

 

[Mallus]

How about a Mexican greasy spoon diner called...Call of Chalupa. Its run by Great Old Juan.

Their menu- also known as the Nachonomicon- is insane!

That's good!

(in our M&M game feat. Joséirus, we've battled Juanubis for possession of an artifact called the Platter of Chaluptah)

 

[Dragonhelm]

How about a Mexican greasy spoon diner called...Call of Chalupa. Its run by Great Old Juan.

Their menu- also known as the Nachonomicon- is insane!

Oh geez, that reminds me of a Shadowrun campaign I played in where our characters opened up a Stephen King-themed bar called King's. The bathroom was called The Running Man . I forget what the other areas were called.

In my defense, I was much younger at the time...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Oh geez, that reminds me of a Shadowrun campaign I played in where our characters opened up a Stephen King-themed bar called King's. The bathroom was called The Running Man . I forget what the other areas were called.

In my defense, I was much younger at the time...

And the path to The Running Man should have been called The Green Mile (because some of the drunker guys just wouldn't quite make it)...

FWIW- another King-ish name for a bathroom? 1402.

 

[Silverblade The Ench]

Well, how's this for a real name we used in our 1st ed AD&D game, many moons ago, for the party's gnome: Baddun Ballchewer!
And he did!

Oh, later, 2nd ed, same pal had a drow swordsman for a PC, he had a Sword of sharpness, thus he earned the nickname "Sack Slasher" when fighting giants...
The phrase "Cut the cord!" came horribly to mind!!
*shivers!*
Hey, that'd make a GREAT 4th ed power! Muhaha!!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That's good!

(in our M&M game feat. Joséirus, we've battled Juanubis for possession of an artifact called the Platter of Chaluptah)

I'd love to see more of the names from that campaign...

Any chance they'd go to Call of Chalupa (or their local Mexican eatery) for some Ptahcos with Hot Thoth?