Lord of the Rings films being remade in China!

[Kai Lord]

http://www.geocities.com/sneakyweasel13/chineselotr.html

 

[Hypersmurf]

That's not a news item, it's a thought experiment.

Like the endless "Who would you cast in the Belgariad movie!?!?!?!" threads that permeate the internet.

-Hyp.

 

[Kai Lord]

That's not a news item, it's a thought experiment.

I was joking.

 

[Chauzu]

Go dang it, that made me LOL and sneeze at the same time. Now my nose hurts...

 

[Tsyr]

Dang...

I want that movie!

 

[Numion]

Will Jackie Chan do the Legolas - Mumakil stunt with a real elephant and no wires?

 

[barsoomcore]

Mmm... Maggie Cheung...

 

[MrFilthyIke]

Mmm... Maggie Cheung...

Barsoomcore just had a Homer moment.

 

[Berandor]

and just like the original, I'd take Zhang Ziyi over Maggie Chung - but it'd be harder competition

 

[Klaatu B. Nikto]

I have images of Legolas doing a slo mo John Woo sequence while feathering orcs and Aragorn using wire fu to defend Helm's Deep. Then all that'd be needed is the hobbits doing a Jackie Chan action sequence.