Memorable Phrases uttered by PCs

[atomn]

In a Star Wars game our bountyhunter group had to retrieve a piece of art. My character handed it off to my brother's character and then got caught by the people we stole it from.

Enforcer: "Where's the sphere?"
Me: "It's too late, I already handed it off to the Jawa."
Enforcer: "We'll find him."
Me: "Like hell you will. He's got a two minute head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to Tatooine. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the bounty already."
My brother: "Does anyone here speak Bocce?"

 

[Superj3nius]

alright we just got our underground layer from our last dungeon crawl and we find 10+ crastes that we are going to sell and trade in for a pool of the finest beer offered in our town and we were imagening what we would do with a pool of alcohol and our one player goes id throw a massive pool party but then again some old hobo would come and probibly in our pool "way to go....!! " and we just couldnt stop laughing

 

[Wolv0rine]

In a Star Wars game our bountyhunter group had to retrieve a piece of art. My character handed it off to my brother's character and then got caught by the people we stole it from.

Enforcer: "Where's the sphere?"
Me: "It's too late, I already handed it off to the Jawa."
Enforcer: "We'll find him."
Me: "Like hell you will. He's got a two minute head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to Tatooine. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the bounty already."
My brother: "Does anyone here speak Bocce?"

Did your character have a cool hat and a whip, and was your brother's character rotund?

 

[Heckler]

PC cleric trying to explain the concept of a soul to a hatchling dragon PC.

Cleric: It's a part of you, just like your arms. What would you be without your arms?
Dragon: A wyvern.

sigged.

 

[STARP_Social_Officer]

Yesterday, in my all-wizard game:
The party disguised themselves to escape their pursuers.
Half-orc: We look like a circus troupe.
Diviner: We are a circus troupe!

 

[Andor]

"Ah, you have white fur! That's good - you'll match our drapes!"

That may beat out the "He was a good father!" 'He was a better fashion acessory.' exchange.