Milo Windby
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Keep of the Borderlands -part ten (session three)
Milo moved ahead of the group once more, scouting carefully for any traps that the lizardmen may have laid. A short distance into the cavern mouth the passage ended in a "T". The wall facing them was adorned with grisly heads in various states of decay. Milo moved cautiously forward to get a better look. As he walked forward he felt the ground move out from beneath him. The floor began to revolve under his feet and he barely jumped back as a giant stone panel spun down and back around, covering a pit about ten feet deep. The others rushed up to see why Milo was jumping about only to find an empty intersection decorated with skulls and heads. Before any of them could walk to the wall Milo shot out his hands to either side.
"I don't think that would be a good idea." Milo stated. "That floor isn't exactly stable." He finished as he placed the tip of his foot on the edge of the rotating stone slab, pushing it down slightly.
"Ah, it's just a little pit trap, Halfling." Brigit scoffed. "Ah've seen dwarven littl'uns craft better!" She said, pounding Milo on his back with her open hand. He cartwheeled his hands as her emphatic pounding almost pushed him into the pit. "Why don' we tie a rope to tha halfling and toss em across?"
Milo gave Brigit a horrified look, not certain she was kidding. "Thanks but no thanks, Brig! I'll just skirt the wall if it's all the same to you." He said in a huff. Brigit just chortled a little while reaching in her pack as if to draw out a piece of rope.
"Aw c'mon Milo, we kin have Jer here throw ya the whole way, eh Jer?" She broke out into an unruly bout of laughter.
"I've got another idea," Milo said back, "how about we don't? Just give me the rope in case I slip and fall. No throwing!" Milo said to Brigit with a sidelong glance to Jeremiah. The barbarian simply smiled. Mazi had an amused look on her face. She shook her head and raised her eyes to the ceiling.
"Maybe we can get across this thing before all your talk and laughter brings down the whole place around our ears?" She said to her diminutive companions.
With that Milo tied the end of Brigit's rope around his waist. He made sure he was out of arms reach of Brigit and Jeremiah as he inspected the edges of the revolving floor. Milo carefully tiptoed out along the narrow lip of the pit, his heels hovering over the slab. He managed to complete the little balancing act and arrived at the eastern side. As he peered into the darkness past his lantern he thought he caught sight of moving figures. The light from his lantern glinted off a spearhead and he could hear the shuffling of many feet from an alcove farther down the tunnel. The shout of alarm that came from the dim passageway caused Milo to remember that he was the only one on that side of the pit. Should the denizens of the caves rush him he would be alone and outnumbered. Ever the self-preservationist, Milo quickly turned about and shouted to his friends to pull him back. The words had barely left his mouth before the wind was pulled out of him, the rope going taut. He was heaved through the air like a fish on a line. Just before he landed on the false floor he managed to twist his body and roll acrobatically. Milo sprang to his feet next to a grinning Brigit and Jeremiah. Both had hauled him back as hard as they could, nearly braining him and making him think twice about who's hands should hold the rope next time. Milo turned to see the enemy for the first time and nearly fell over laughing as several little kobolds approached the lip of the pit, shouting in whatever language the small lizards used.
Two of the little creatures threw their spears at the party, both missing badly. Milo laughed and shot a missile of his own. He nearly tripped as he brought his weapon to bear, momentarily forgetting that the rope was still tied to his waist. He watched as his bolt flew above the heads of his opponents. Mazi moved to the far end of the pit and sighted one of the creatures with her bow. She fired the arrow straight into the little beast's chest. The kobold fell backwards, a little chirp escaping its mouth. Brigit took a grip of her ax, hoping one of the kobolds would brave the pit. Jeremiah wasn't so patient. He moved Milo to the side and took a running jump towards the small lizards. The rope still tied to Milo's waist was lying in his path though. The hulking barbarian yelped comically as he tripped over the obstacle right onto the false floor. He scrabbled at the surface of the slab, as it quickly became a vertical wall. He found no purchase and plummeted to the bottom of the pit, taking a small amount of damage. The pit floor revolved back into position, sealing off the poor barbarian.
Milo bit back another giggle as he plopped down to prop the floor open with his feet. Giving Jeremiah a way out by lowering the rope still tied to his waist. The kobolds were chattering excitedly on the other end of the pit. Two more spears sailed by Milo. He didn't even try to dodge as the clumsy throws caused the spears to fly wide. Mazi took aim again and watched in satisfaction as another kobold fell with feathers protruding from its small chest. Brigit figured she could do better than her barbarian friend. She took a deep breath, crouched, then sprang forward, intent on leaping over the gap. What she didn't realize was how heavy full plate armor can be, especially when there was nothing beneath her feet. She plummeted into the pit, right onto Jeremiah. Milo howled with laughter, not able to keep it in any more. He was echoed by the kobolds on the other side of the pit and he could swear that he heard a slight chuckle from Mazi's direction. From the pit emanated a few colorful dwarven curses and a grunt as Jeremiah pushed the bulky form of Brigit off of himself. He grabbed the rope and started to haul himself up. This caused Milo to pay a little more attention to his position on the lip of the pit. He braced himself as the human made his way to the top.
Two more spears flew over the pit towards the three party members. One wounded Mazi, grazing her leg and drawing blood. She sucked air into her teeth at the pain. The offending kobold witnessed the damage and pranced around in a comical jig, adding insult to injury. Mazi was none too happy as she drew her bow. She let the arrow fly as the lizardman spun around in his insane little dance. The arrowhead sunk right into its left cheek, its left REAR cheek. The kobold's victory chant changed to a shriek of pain as it scampered off into the dark. Mazi smiled to herself. Brigit had been trying to climb her way out of the pit during this display but was having just as much luck in that endeavor as her last. She couldn't seem to find purchase enough to support the weight of her gear as she slid back down the rope. Jeremiah decided once wasn't enough and crouched down again. He jumped mightily, right into the upturned floor. Milo again couldn't stifle his laugh as the poor barbarian slid down the relatively smooth surface of the slab, right onto Brigit. More dwarven curses floated up from the pit. This time it was Brigit's turn to shove off the bulky form of Jeremiah.
The two kobolds left on the other side of the pit chattered loudly at Mazi. They threw their spear and missed completely, tossing the missiles down the other passage in an attempt to injure the elf. Mazi drew another arrow to her bow and aimed at the closest lizardman. Her bowstring twanged as the arrow flew, directly into the kobold's chest. Milo looked at her in admiration. Mazi was on fire today, he thought. Jeremiah and Brigit worked together to get out of the pit this time. Jer gave the dwarf a boost while she used the rope. Once to the surface Brigit helped Milo haul Jeremiah back out. They were both breathing heavily, bruised from their falls in the pit and on each other. Milo stood back grinning at the two. He hadn't seen a show like this since his days back in Darokin.
The kobold with an arrow sticking out of its backside slunk back to the edge of the now closed pit. It had brought more spears and it chucked one over the other side. That spear and its companion's clattered off the wall. Milo shook his head again. He thought bemusedly, that is what I ran from? Milo decided to try a different tactic and tiptoed his way back across the pit, hugging the wall. He managed to make it across without receiving any blows from the lizardmen. They actually seemed scared of the diminutive halfling. Another arrow sped from the other side and Mazi felled the next kobold. Both Brigit and Jeremiah had learned their lessons. They glowered impotently at the final remaining kobold.
The lizardman with the arrow tail poked its spear towards Milo, who easily sidestepped it. Milo and Mazi shot their weapons at nearly the same time, Mazi's arrow finding the kobold before Milo's did. The little beast went down with the second arrow protruding from its chest. After confirming that no more kobolds remained Milo started to giggle. His giggle turned into a laugh which in turn developed into a full-blown guffaw. His laughter was infectious. Mazi joined in, slapping Jeremiah on the back. The brooding barbarian glared at her for a moment before his faced cracked into a lopsided grin. Brigit eventually joined in, seeing the humor in their recent encounter. There's nothing like a good belly laugh, thought Milo as he looked around for some way to disarm the rotating slab. In the alcove Milo found a few wide planks of wood, obviously what the kobolds used to cross the pit. He dragged a couple of the planks over to the edge of the pit and formed a makeshift bridge. The others made their way across, Brigit and Jeremiah taking extra care as they traveled the planks. Mazi and Milo stood at the other end, grinning.
"Now if you three hooligans are done goofing around, maybe we can finish exploring this cave." Mazi said.
Milo moved ahead of the group once more, scouting carefully for any traps that the lizardmen may have laid. A short distance into the cavern mouth the passage ended in a "T". The wall facing them was adorned with grisly heads in various states of decay. Milo moved cautiously forward to get a better look. As he walked forward he felt the ground move out from beneath him. The floor began to revolve under his feet and he barely jumped back as a giant stone panel spun down and back around, covering a pit about ten feet deep. The others rushed up to see why Milo was jumping about only to find an empty intersection decorated with skulls and heads. Before any of them could walk to the wall Milo shot out his hands to either side.
"I don't think that would be a good idea." Milo stated. "That floor isn't exactly stable." He finished as he placed the tip of his foot on the edge of the rotating stone slab, pushing it down slightly.
"Ah, it's just a little pit trap, Halfling." Brigit scoffed. "Ah've seen dwarven littl'uns craft better!" She said, pounding Milo on his back with her open hand. He cartwheeled his hands as her emphatic pounding almost pushed him into the pit. "Why don' we tie a rope to tha halfling and toss em across?"
Milo gave Brigit a horrified look, not certain she was kidding. "Thanks but no thanks, Brig! I'll just skirt the wall if it's all the same to you." He said in a huff. Brigit just chortled a little while reaching in her pack as if to draw out a piece of rope.
"Aw c'mon Milo, we kin have Jer here throw ya the whole way, eh Jer?" She broke out into an unruly bout of laughter.
"I've got another idea," Milo said back, "how about we don't? Just give me the rope in case I slip and fall. No throwing!" Milo said to Brigit with a sidelong glance to Jeremiah. The barbarian simply smiled. Mazi had an amused look on her face. She shook her head and raised her eyes to the ceiling.
"Maybe we can get across this thing before all your talk and laughter brings down the whole place around our ears?" She said to her diminutive companions.
With that Milo tied the end of Brigit's rope around his waist. He made sure he was out of arms reach of Brigit and Jeremiah as he inspected the edges of the revolving floor. Milo carefully tiptoed out along the narrow lip of the pit, his heels hovering over the slab. He managed to complete the little balancing act and arrived at the eastern side. As he peered into the darkness past his lantern he thought he caught sight of moving figures. The light from his lantern glinted off a spearhead and he could hear the shuffling of many feet from an alcove farther down the tunnel. The shout of alarm that came from the dim passageway caused Milo to remember that he was the only one on that side of the pit. Should the denizens of the caves rush him he would be alone and outnumbered. Ever the self-preservationist, Milo quickly turned about and shouted to his friends to pull him back. The words had barely left his mouth before the wind was pulled out of him, the rope going taut. He was heaved through the air like a fish on a line. Just before he landed on the false floor he managed to twist his body and roll acrobatically. Milo sprang to his feet next to a grinning Brigit and Jeremiah. Both had hauled him back as hard as they could, nearly braining him and making him think twice about who's hands should hold the rope next time. Milo turned to see the enemy for the first time and nearly fell over laughing as several little kobolds approached the lip of the pit, shouting in whatever language the small lizards used.
Two of the little creatures threw their spears at the party, both missing badly. Milo laughed and shot a missile of his own. He nearly tripped as he brought his weapon to bear, momentarily forgetting that the rope was still tied to his waist. He watched as his bolt flew above the heads of his opponents. Mazi moved to the far end of the pit and sighted one of the creatures with her bow. She fired the arrow straight into the little beast's chest. The kobold fell backwards, a little chirp escaping its mouth. Brigit took a grip of her ax, hoping one of the kobolds would brave the pit. Jeremiah wasn't so patient. He moved Milo to the side and took a running jump towards the small lizards. The rope still tied to Milo's waist was lying in his path though. The hulking barbarian yelped comically as he tripped over the obstacle right onto the false floor. He scrabbled at the surface of the slab, as it quickly became a vertical wall. He found no purchase and plummeted to the bottom of the pit, taking a small amount of damage. The pit floor revolved back into position, sealing off the poor barbarian.
Milo bit back another giggle as he plopped down to prop the floor open with his feet. Giving Jeremiah a way out by lowering the rope still tied to his waist. The kobolds were chattering excitedly on the other end of the pit. Two more spears sailed by Milo. He didn't even try to dodge as the clumsy throws caused the spears to fly wide. Mazi took aim again and watched in satisfaction as another kobold fell with feathers protruding from its small chest. Brigit figured she could do better than her barbarian friend. She took a deep breath, crouched, then sprang forward, intent on leaping over the gap. What she didn't realize was how heavy full plate armor can be, especially when there was nothing beneath her feet. She plummeted into the pit, right onto Jeremiah. Milo howled with laughter, not able to keep it in any more. He was echoed by the kobolds on the other side of the pit and he could swear that he heard a slight chuckle from Mazi's direction. From the pit emanated a few colorful dwarven curses and a grunt as Jeremiah pushed the bulky form of Brigit off of himself. He grabbed the rope and started to haul himself up. This caused Milo to pay a little more attention to his position on the lip of the pit. He braced himself as the human made his way to the top.
Two more spears flew over the pit towards the three party members. One wounded Mazi, grazing her leg and drawing blood. She sucked air into her teeth at the pain. The offending kobold witnessed the damage and pranced around in a comical jig, adding insult to injury. Mazi was none too happy as she drew her bow. She let the arrow fly as the lizardman spun around in his insane little dance. The arrowhead sunk right into its left cheek, its left REAR cheek. The kobold's victory chant changed to a shriek of pain as it scampered off into the dark. Mazi smiled to herself. Brigit had been trying to climb her way out of the pit during this display but was having just as much luck in that endeavor as her last. She couldn't seem to find purchase enough to support the weight of her gear as she slid back down the rope. Jeremiah decided once wasn't enough and crouched down again. He jumped mightily, right into the upturned floor. Milo again couldn't stifle his laugh as the poor barbarian slid down the relatively smooth surface of the slab, right onto Brigit. More dwarven curses floated up from the pit. This time it was Brigit's turn to shove off the bulky form of Jeremiah.
The two kobolds left on the other side of the pit chattered loudly at Mazi. They threw their spear and missed completely, tossing the missiles down the other passage in an attempt to injure the elf. Mazi drew another arrow to her bow and aimed at the closest lizardman. Her bowstring twanged as the arrow flew, directly into the kobold's chest. Milo looked at her in admiration. Mazi was on fire today, he thought. Jeremiah and Brigit worked together to get out of the pit this time. Jer gave the dwarf a boost while she used the rope. Once to the surface Brigit helped Milo haul Jeremiah back out. They were both breathing heavily, bruised from their falls in the pit and on each other. Milo stood back grinning at the two. He hadn't seen a show like this since his days back in Darokin.
The kobold with an arrow sticking out of its backside slunk back to the edge of the now closed pit. It had brought more spears and it chucked one over the other side. That spear and its companion's clattered off the wall. Milo shook his head again. He thought bemusedly, that is what I ran from? Milo decided to try a different tactic and tiptoed his way back across the pit, hugging the wall. He managed to make it across without receiving any blows from the lizardmen. They actually seemed scared of the diminutive halfling. Another arrow sped from the other side and Mazi felled the next kobold. Both Brigit and Jeremiah had learned their lessons. They glowered impotently at the final remaining kobold.
The lizardman with the arrow tail poked its spear towards Milo, who easily sidestepped it. Milo and Mazi shot their weapons at nearly the same time, Mazi's arrow finding the kobold before Milo's did. The little beast went down with the second arrow protruding from its chest. After confirming that no more kobolds remained Milo started to giggle. His giggle turned into a laugh which in turn developed into a full-blown guffaw. His laughter was infectious. Mazi joined in, slapping Jeremiah on the back. The brooding barbarian glared at her for a moment before his faced cracked into a lopsided grin. Brigit eventually joined in, seeing the humor in their recent encounter. There's nothing like a good belly laugh, thought Milo as he looked around for some way to disarm the rotating slab. In the alcove Milo found a few wide planks of wood, obviously what the kobolds used to cross the pit. He dragged a couple of the planks over to the edge of the pit and formed a makeshift bridge. The others made their way across, Brigit and Jeremiah taking extra care as they traveled the planks. Mazi and Milo stood at the other end, grinning.
"Now if you three hooligans are done goofing around, maybe we can finish exploring this cave." Mazi said.