Charlaquin
Goblin Queen (She/Her/Hers)
Player wants to hold a crossbow (crossbow expert) and a Longsword at the same time, take the attack action at lvl 5, to deliver an unarmed strike with the first attack (a kick) proccing Agile Parry, then drop the sword, shoot the crossbow with the second attack during the attack action and use the crossbow expert's bonus action to fire the crossbow again (with hand free) and then pick up the sword.
I would say yes, with the provision that, instead of dropping the sword, the character throws it up in the air, fires the hand crossbow both times while it’s in the air, and then catches it on its way back down. Because come on, can you get any more WUXIA?