Monster spawned by a typo

Richards

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How about the succubutt - a sexy, feminine version of the goat-sucking chupacabra?

Or the Tyrannosaurus Rox? It might be a Huge creature, but its teeny-tiny forearms can rock out on a Medium-sized electric guitar like nobody's business.

Then there's the hentaur: human from the waist up, with a chicken's legs and body.

The carrion brawler likes to fight, but fortunately its opponent of choice is an already-dead body. (That's one way to keep the battle success rate high!)

Zombees might have their stingers ripped out of their bodies once they sting you, but it's not like that'll kill them.

Nummies are undead humanoids wrapped in bandages, but the eleven secret herbs and spices they use to preserve their flesh sure makes them awful tasty....

Pseudodagons are kind of cute - in fact, they're just about the cutest li'l pint-sized versions of a Great Old One you'll ever see.

But beware of the skam - these aquatic servants of the aboleths will promise you untold riches plundered from the holds of drowned vessels, if only you'll put up 1,000 gp up front to take care of the start-up fees to get the delving process underway.

Johnathan
 

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Dannyalcatraz

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Nummies...aren’t they made with Fruit By The Foot Candy?
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Dannyalcatraz

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Everyone is familiar with the Unicorn, symbol of virtue, virginity, and powerful magic.

Few, however, are familiar with its cousin, associated with parties, inebriation, and general bacchanalia...the UNICORK.
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Dannyalcatraz

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Rarely seen off the battlefield of the Blood War, beware the vicious Knight Hag! Sometime, they are sent to the Prime Material plane, where their mastery of martial skills and the black arts make them formidable agents of evil.
 





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