My character can beat up your character!

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

My character is a clone of your character, but Of Legend.

 

[Nareau]

My character has Armor of Never Being Hit, and a Sword of Killing Everything. I bet he would win.

Spider

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

My character has Armor of Never Being Hit, and a Sword of Killing Everything. I bet he would win.

Except mine has Armor of Never Being Hit of Legacy and a Sword of Killing Everything of Legacy.

 

[Remathilis]

My PC is Thor.

What's your armor class? Oh that's right, I always hit.

hmmm...

I just did 1,763 damage in four hits. Roll a fortitude save, I want to see if you're permanently deafened as well. DC 96. I'll wait.

 

[Piratecat]

You're Thor? Ha! I'M Thor! I'm tho thor I can barely pith!

See? My character is so tough, I mock your response with a bad pun. N'yah.

 

[Sykopup]

Except mine has Armor of Never Being Hit of Legacy and a Sword of Killing Everything of Legacy.

My character is a Nothing. How's that for immunity to your sword?

 

[Herobizkit]

My character is an anti-Nothing with an anti-nothing-nothing shield +4, +1 more than your best anything vs. opponents.

And he's so bad-ass, he won D&D twice. And he Kn0w n0 LimiT!

 

[Ciaran]

My character has the Head of Vecna.

 

[Sykopup]

My character is an anti-Nothing with an anti-nothing-nothing shield +4, +1 more than your best anything vs. opponents.

And he's so bad-ass, he won D&D twice. And he Kn0w n0 LimiT!

Dang! Lost it on a technicality.

 

[Nyaricus]

My character is Cthulu. 'Nuff said