My "House Rules"

[Xarlen]

Aw! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Okay, okay. You're the Pimp. Just... missing your pimp cane.

 

[kreynolds]

Aw! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Okay, okay. You're the Pimp. Just... missing your pimp cane.

 

[CRGreathouse]

Well...here's my list of house rules. Let me know if you find them useful.

Wha...? You left the 'shafted' barbarian and 'broken' monk!

 

[Xarlen]

He's like a new Pimp. One that extortions.

 

[kreynolds]

You left the 'shafted' barbarian and 'broken' monk!

Never speak of them again. They are dead to us.

 

[AuraSeer]

Doesn't Living Greyhawk use 75% of maximum? Hmm...dunno. Well...here's my list of house rules. Let me know if you find them useful.

1) One arrow on person at all times. No more.

Sweet, I don't even need a quiver!

Me: "I full-attack the ogre with my longbow. That's four shots..."
DM: "Wait a sec, you only have one arrow."
Me: "Yeah, that's what I use for the first shot. But you said I have one arrow on me at all times. So, after I shoot once, I have exactly one arrow left. I fire it at the ogre, leaving me with one arrow, which I fire at the ogre..."

 

[kreynolds]

Sweet, I don't even need a quiver!

See? It fixes all problems.

 

[MerakSpielman]

Sweet, I don't even need a quiver!

Me: "I full-attack the ogre with my longbow. That's four shots..."
DM: "Wait a sec, you only have one arrow."
Me: "Yeah, that's what I use for the first shot. But you said I have one arrow on me at all times. So, after I shoot once, I have exactly one arrow left. I fire it at the ogre, leaving me with one arrow, which I fire at the ogre..."

Wait, that means you're invulnerable to arrows as long as you have your arrow! After all, if you got hit, you would have 2 arrows on you. That would break the rules.

 

[kreynolds]

Wait, that means you're invulnerable to arrows as long as you have your arrow! After all, if you got hit, you would have 2 arrows on you.

Arrows don't stick in you.

 

[DeBhaal]

Originally posted by MerakSpielman
Wait, that means you're invulnerable to arrows as long as you have your arrow! After all, if you got hit, you would have 2 arrows on you.

Hey, it would make doing some :ahem:intimate things rather difficult if you always have an arrow on you!

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