New Game dedicated to Fantasy Adventures in Space!

[The Secret DM]

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to let everyone here know about a new product that just hit the market today:

Magecrammer!

Magecrammer

Finally, someone is taking adventures in space seriously...



--The Secret DM

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I seriously doubt they were being serious.

...but I WANT it!

 

[The Secret DM]

I seriously doubt they were being serious.

...but I WANT it!

Me too, actually...

 

[The Secret DM]

@ Jonesy and Kikai -- thank you! I greatly appreciate those comments!

 

[TarionzCousin]

Magecrammer™ is a game for 3 to 5 players, and requires very little to play -- just some friends, paper, pencils, a tabletop, the Magecrammer™ boxed set, chairs (or very comfortable pillows, depending on preference), a source of light, a fifth grade reading level, free time, a calculator, at least one opposable thumb (for grabbing things), a rudimentary understanding of seafaring, a map of the Universe (sold separately), official Magecrammer™ miniatures, a grasp of thermodynamics and theoretical physics, a belief in the theory of evolution, a sextant, a Certificate of Magecrammer™ Playability confirming you've completed our mandatory two-year Magecrammer™ Associates Training Program, and dice.

Awesome!

This game looks even better than Dungeons & Warcraft!

I would give you XP, but I just did for this in another thread.

 

[The Secret DM]

Wow - thanks so much!

That's a tremendous (and probably undeserved) compliment - The Weem did an amazing job putting his site together, and it's very inventive - and a lot more polished looking than mine!

But there is a lot about magecrammer I'm very proud of, so thank you!

I wonder if there's a category in the Ennies for gag sites like this...

 

[jonesy]

I wonder if there's a category in the Ennies for gag sites like this

May I say here that there should be.

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

I love the list of requirements to play the game.

 

[The Secret DM]

I love the list of requirements to play the game.

lol -- I'm glad! Thank you so much!

This website was so much fun to put together -- thanks everyone for checking out magecrammer.com and sharing all your awesome comments!

In case you missed it, we have an "official" magecrammer page on Facebook: Magecrammer | Facebook

If you like what you've seen so far, you may want to "like" magecrammer there as well...because you never know when there might be some announcement coming...

 

[jonesy]

You should sell the game at conventions. But instead of the game, just have samples of the raspberry jam with the Magecrammer logo on the side.