Odd things about superheroes...

[Dannyalcatraz]

What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?

I am not proud to say that I know a few jokes.






Who do I think I'm kidding?

 

[MarkB]

Clearly, the son of Krypton should probably avoid drinking beer or eating beans. Or cabbage. Anything that could make him...gassy.

Or, indeed, more intimate activities that may involve involuntary discharges.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Or, indeed, more intimate activities that may involve involuntary discharges.

A classic!

 

[Eltab]

12) What happens when Superman (or an analogous character) sneezes? Coughs?

Larry Niven did a whole essay on the problems involved while trying to get Superman to reproduce. (We can't allow Kryptonians to go extinct!)

Poor Lois; she doesn't know what she's in for.

Edit: I'm thinking of the same article as the link above. Too bad my web browser has to inspect every new link twice before following it.

 

[Eltab]

What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?

I suppose Mr. Fantastic has a personal solution (which doesn't do anybody else any good) to the problem that leads a normal man to want to buy Viagra.

 

[Eltab]

All the superheroes with Secret Identities - nobody at all ever notices that they 'just disappear' when scary / dangerous / exciting stuff happens?

 

[Ryujin]

All the superheroes with Secret Identities - nobody at all ever notices that they 'just disappear' when scary / dangerous / exciting stuff happens?

I think that Rorschach had the best practical solution to that; homeless "The End is Nigh" guy.

 

[megamania]

unfortunately..... possible true

 

[Tonguez]

All the superheroes with Secret Identities - nobody at all ever notices that they 'just disappear' when scary / dangerous / exciting stuff happens?

to be fair the "where were you Peter?" and "Clark you're okay?" tropes are quite common, its probably why heroes go for nerdy wet-blanket disguises

 

[megamania]

What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?

Daredevil listens in.........
Every boy has thought of X-ray vision..... some girls I bet also
Dream entering characters........it is only a dream afterall


Need it be said...... Purple Man