What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?
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What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?
Clearly, the son of Krypton should probably avoid drinking beer or eating beans. Or cabbage. Anything that could make him...gassy.
Or, indeed, more intimate activities that may involve involuntary discharges.
Larry Niven did a whole essay on the problems involved while trying to get Superman to reproduce. (We can't allow Kryptonians to go extinct!)12) What happens when Superman (or an analogous character) sneezes? Coughs?
I suppose Mr. Fantastic has a personal solution (which doesn't do anybody else any good) to the problem that leads a normal man to want to buy Viagra.What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?
All the superheroes with Secret Identities - nobody at all ever notices that they 'just disappear' when scary / dangerous / exciting stuff happens?
All the superheroes with Secret Identities - nobody at all ever notices that they 'just disappear' when scary / dangerous / exciting stuff happens?
What kind of kinky things do heroes do with their powers (assuming they sometimes feel the urge to do kinky things with them)?