zOMG. [MENTION=6829052]Wrex[/MENTION], I'm very glad you're not hurt, and that no one else was injured. Is your car totaled? And, yes, a printer at warp speed is hilarity incarnate. Please tell me they were daisy wheel printers?! I'll be sad if they turn out to be new laser printers still in tidy boxes. One time, coming home from bar review* in 2014, I witnessed a semi tractor trailor jackknife on the interstate. It'd been hauling turkeys. There were turkeys EVERYWHERE. Mass carnage. And then, right as I was passing through said carnage, the radio started playing--I kid you not--Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynrd.
*By which I mean the review class of TEH LAW, not bar hopping, boozing, or bar crawling.