D&D 5E Paladins and Find Steed- the Poll!

[lowkey13]

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[cmad1977]

Another thread that just chock full of horse manure.


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[Lidgar]

I love lowkey's unbridled enthusiasm, but his studding of paladins is getting a bit much.

Time to rein it in before he is put out to pasture by others jockeying for position as mega-paladin posters.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I am becoming increasingly concerned that people aren't taking this thread with the seriousness it deserves, and are just using it as an excuse for more horsing around.

I say thee NEIGH!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

My Gnome Paladin has a Steed that is a shaggy dog named Saladin!

My Gnome Ranger rode a Giant Space Hamster named Mithril.

 

[Oofta]

Before this thread gets put out to pasture, I just thought I'd pony up and share my horse sense. I know this is a shoe-in for beating a dead horse but I thought maybe I could spur some conversation. I know lowkey13 will probably just corral this conversation and rein me in.

Why cant the mount get any more horsepower as the paladin levels up? We have some rules that we use for our home game, the mane idea being to buck the trend of animals not being useful in combat. Having a standard stallion is just lame. They'll do in a cinch, but is that good enough? Neigh!

I won't trot out all our rules, no reason to saddle you with them. Basically we draft rules based on the character and don't lasso them into one creature out of the gait. As a paladins abilities mount, so do the steed's.

 

[lowkey13]

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[doctorbadwolf]

Sometimes, I think people are just creating posts to hurt me, man.

I am a D&D player. Hath not a D&D player eyes to see his character sheet?

Hath not a D&D player hands to roll his dice, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions ... passions for D&D?

Fed with the same pizza and beer as you, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as players of Gnomes and Paladins are?

If you prick me, do I not bleed?
If you tickle me, do I not laugh?
If you poison me, do I not die?

...and if you wrong me with more shaggy dog posts about gnomes and paladins, shall I not revenge with another Paladin poll?

The retired Gnome Paladin, Cormac "Papa" Bontiforth Regiwallace Hornstooth Saribel Nuada Parsimonus Vandrake Fribblesnicker gives unwelcome counsel to his grand-daughter, Nemain Brunhild Redwhistle Fornsworth Nialla Harrimont Branwen Fribblesnicker, who has sworn an Oath of Vengeance for the foul murder of her bunny Steed, "Turtle".

Death of A Loyal Friend


Her cause is just! Her sword is true! Her name is variable! HER VENGEANCE WILL BE SWIFT!!

<cue Opeth track>

 

[doctorbadwolf]

My Gmome Ranger rode a Giant Space Hamster named Mithril.

Did you command the beast to "go for the eyes!"?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Did you command the beast to "go for the eyes!"?

No, but I did have him carry a fallen ally off the battlefield in his cheek pouches.