Piratecat's up-to-date story hour (updated on 8/10, come game with PCat at GenCon!)

[Piratecat]

It may be -- but it's still only 4 hours. Fixed.

 

[nakia]

New job, moving, buying a house, getting an office, and other fun real life stuff have kept me away from ENWorld for a bit and P-Cat's story hour even longer. . .

But it just means I get to read it all at one time one afternoon when I'm not feeling productive. It's great as always and I can't wait to hear what happened as the backstory gets filled in.

 

[Steverooo]

Oh where, oh where has the Piratecat gone?
Oh where, oh where could he beee...
With his tail cut short and his ears cut long,
Oh where, oh where has he gone?

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Oh where, oh where has the Piratecat gone?
Oh where, oh where could he beee...
With his tail cut short and his ears cut long,
Oh where, oh where has he gone?

I thought it would be "with his eye put out and his hand cut off,"

 

[Steverooo]

I thought it would be "with his eye put out and his hand cut off,"

Silly rabbit! Cats don't have hands!

 

[Darthjaye]

Oh God Please for the love of g.........wait a minute. We're not in the begging phase yet are we? Did I skip a meeting. Dammit!!! Ok, we need a update soonish. I've gotta get my fix. It's that or I swear I'll start watching cartoons again man!!!

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Silly rabbit! Cats don't have hands!

But...then where did Darkness get that hand?

 

[KidCthulhu]

D'arrr, mateys. It be Talk Like a Pirate Day. And if ye be wantin' an update from yon scurvy moggy pirate, best be talkin' like him! Belike. Scupper me with a d20, else.

 

[nakia]

Arrr! Ye best be bringin' on the updates before we keel-haul yer britches, ye scurrrrvy dog, er, cat!

(How's that?)

 

[Plane Sailing]

Shiver me timbers, e'en I'VE done me story-hour update, Cap'n Piratecat! If'n you're not careful I might do another of them thar updates an' steal yer crew, yer mangy dog!

Arrrr!

p-) <--- eyepatch smiley

Arrrr!